So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28047. | Lightning (lightningmcqueen4) | 56.17 | 95% | 2021-08-29 |
| 28048. | YeahBoiiie (bwubeubwe) | 56.16 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 28049. | Xsentricity (xsentricity) | 56.16 | 96% | 2022-06-18 |
| 28050. | Shady (shadywu) | 56.16 | 98% | 2022-07-15 |
| 28051. | Chris (meta77) | 56.16 | 96% | 2022-07-23 |
| 28052. | Logan (bulldawg123321) | 56.16 | 95% | 2022-02-14 |
| 28053. | Enzo (benzoo) | 56.16 | 94% | 2020-11-13 |
| 28054. | emrahman (emrahman) | 56.16 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 28055. | Christos (christosdi) | 56.16 | 87% | 2012-11-26 |
| 28056. | bakytzhan (bahasdu) | 56.16 | 92% | 2014-04-01 |
| 28057. | Austin (millerlite) | 56.15 | 95% | 2023-09-14 |
| 28058. | Lachy (lachyb_01) | 56.15 | 95.7% | 2021-02-11 |
| 28059. | tHuGgIe (jayfaimau) | 56.15 | — | 2010-01-13 |
| 28060. | Jamie (feaharo) | 56.15 | 88% | 2011-05-18 |
| 28061. | Shanthakumar (shanth) | 56.15 | 95% | 2014-02-07 |
| 28062. | Albard (albard) | 56.15 | 95% | 2013-03-14 |
| 28063. | hunix (hunix) | 56.14 | 95.5% | 2023-07-09 |
| 28064. | Rishi Kukreti (smelly_cat_04) | 56.14 | 95% | 2021-08-17 |
| 28065. | Izacc (bootsmctoast) | 56.14 | 97.7% | 2023-09-26 |
| 28066. | Robert (tt_learner) | 56.14 | 97% | 2020-12-12 |
| 28067. | Shiva R'dy (shivareddy) | 56.14 | 86% | 2015-10-10 |
| 28068. | Nicolas (nicolas_larra) | 56.14 | 93% | 2017-06-07 |
| 28069. | Don (stripesteel) | 56.14 | 92% | 2017-01-16 |
| 28070. | nanang (bedeute) | 56.14 | 89% | 2017-02-26 |
| 28071. | Ahoora (ahoora_98) | 56.13 | 95% | 2023-06-29 |
| 28072. | lee (keysmashme) | 56.13 | 94% | 2021-04-27 |
| 28073. | duc (titan54321) | 56.13 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 28074. | nabin (monkeyrenjin) | 56.13 | 95% | 2014-09-02 |
| 28075. | Ilya (il__ya) | 56.13 | 92% | 2015-06-20 |
| 28076. | rk (east4564) | 56.13 | 96% | 2015-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |