So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6132. | patrickstar505 (patrickstar... | 95.39 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 6133. | Brett (babyringtail) | 95.39 | 97% | 2016-09-21 |
| 6134. | Superfluke (veganox) | 95.39 | 92% | 2016-02-19 |
| 6135. | Ayiti (ayiticherie) | 95.39 | 96% | 2014-05-13 |
| 6136. | F. (yrebainahs) | 95.38 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 6137. | Steven (xuqc01) | 95.38 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 6138. | Sean (beahmer) | 95.37 | 97.4% | 2023-09-08 |
| 6139. | 99ms (99ms) | 95.37 | 97% | 2023-07-29 |
| 6140. | d (grinaghim) | 95.37 | 93% | 2015-07-31 |
| 6141. | Tona (tona5959) | 95.37 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 6142. | Kevin (superuser_) | 95.36 | 98% | 2011-05-12 |
| 6143. | Matt (flyingredturtle) | 95.36 | 99% | 2013-06-25 |
| 6144. | Super (vdanger) | 95.36 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 6145. | Ethel (aditus) | 95.35 | 95% | 2011-10-25 |
| 6146. | Rayrayfireball (rayrayfireb... | 95.35 | 99% | 2023-08-31 |
| 6147. | tom (tomw6272003) | 95.35 | 99% | 2014-08-29 |
| 6148. | TidyTurtle (tidyturtle) | 95.34 | 99% | 2022-11-06 |
| 6149. | Hey (shadydeath999) | 95.34 | 98% | 2016-07-06 |
| 6150. | Samuel (candiru) | 95.34 | 97% | 2016-02-07 |
| 6151. | Thomas (tskilla) | 95.34 | — | 2011-03-31 |
| 6152. | Pavel (patcm) | 95.34 | 99% | 2012-06-16 |
| 6153. | Gogol Ganguli (cold_vestibu... | 95.34 | 97% | 2013-09-09 |
| 6154. | Blaire (blaire) | 95.34 | — | 2009-01-18 |
| 6155. | Kreoniz (kreoniz) | 95.33 | 98.1% | 2023-09-30 |
| 6156. | Br (skitsfate) | 95.33 | 94% | 2022-10-20 |
| 6157. | Aiden (aidennn123) | 95.33 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 6158. | sam153 (sam153) | 95.33 | 95% | 2012-11-30 |
| 6159. | zach (tabako) | 95.33 | 97% | 2011-09-18 |
| 6160. | Uniju (uniju) | 95.32 | 94% | 2015-02-26 |
| 6161. | Simon (simonlee2216) | 95.32 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |