I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10453. | MrDot (mr_dot) | 85.62 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 10454. | Mike (lostazn619) | 85.62 | 99% | 2020-12-02 |
| 10455. | Eve (evehelin) | 85.61 | 98% | 2018-07-03 |
| 10456. | Martin (lnokiax6) | 85.60 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 10457. | Piano (piano_king) | 85.60 | 96.6% | 2024-02-09 |
| 10458. | tehfu (brownmilk) | 85.60 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| 10459. | Dario (dkrry) | 85.60 | 97% | 2022-07-04 |
| 10460. | schmintendo (schmintendo) | 85.60 | 97% | 2018-08-08 |
| 10461. | Misty (mistyles) | 85.60 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 10462. | Wayne (samehadenough) | 85.59 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 10463. | George (computerlegend) | 85.59 | 97% | 2020-08-15 |
| 10464. | Joey (coxoncable) | 85.59 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 10465. | kvn (humptyhump) | 85.59 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 10466. | Nomen (punomenals) | 85.59 | 98% | 2019-07-25 |
| 10467. | John (johnlo29) | 85.58 | 99.3% | 2023-06-12 |
| 10468. | lydia (vn_4492) | 85.58 | 96% | 2022-12-24 |
| 10469. | Emily (allsmall) | 85.57 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
| 10470. | Tsenko (tsenko) | 85.57 | 98% | 2023-07-22 |
| 10471. | Cristi (sexy_balamuc22) | 85.56 | 96.4% | 2024-11-08 |
| 10472. | Dennis (ocrayat16) | 85.56 | 97% | 2025-11-07 |
| 10473. | Zain (rasnouk) | 85.55 | 98% | 2022-03-07 |
| 10474. | Omega (amognus) | 85.54 | 94% | 2023-06-28 |
| 10475. | Alex (bandit0s) | 85.54 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 10476. | username16-- (admin_nistrator) | 85.54 | 98.7% | 2024-10-28 |
| 10477. | Eugene (eugene121) | 85.54 | 96% | 2025-06-16 |
| 10478. | Taylor (tdmaxwell72) | 85.54 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 10479. | zorx (z0rx) | 85.54 | 96.9% | 2024-03-30 |
| 10480. | Bekzodbek (bekhan02) | 85.54 | 97% | 2023-05-20 |
| 10481. | Josh (h3hat3m3) | 85.54 | 96% | 2021-09-09 |
| 10482. | Katanoshi (katanoshi) | 85.54 | 96% | 2022-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |