Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2480. | Peder (foggyuhuhuh) | 75.94 | 96% | 2018-03-18 |
| 2481. | enrique (fugitivecloud) | 75.94 | 96% | 2018-12-26 |
| 2482. | gab (ggzl1998) | 75.93 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
| 2483. | Kalash (gekalash4791) | 75.93 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
| 2484. | Vaxeon (vaxeon) | 75.93 | 98% | 2018-02-12 |
| 2485. | ItsKevin (kwilz) | 75.92 | 96% | 2020-07-05 |
| 2486. | Shengyu (haryem) | 75.92 | 97% | 2017-10-29 |
| 2487. | Nicoz (nicodemus) | 75.91 | 96% | 2019-01-20 |
| 2488. | Stormy (jsoccerdude@msn.com) | 75.90 | 98% | 2017-10-23 |
| 2489. | Ben (mrjamminkearl) | 75.89 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 2490. | Delgerskhn (thege) | 75.86 | 96% | 2020-05-09 |
| 2491. | Jonathan (jonnyboiboi) | 75.85 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 2492. | Natural Typist (rayxz) | 75.84 | 98% | 2020-03-24 |
| 2493. | karlie (hydexuniverse) | 75.82 | 98% | 2019-10-04 |
| 2494. | Pierre (xgianni) | 75.81 | 96% | 2018-02-02 |
| 2495. | Evan (evanbigww) | 75.81 | 96% | 2018-12-15 |
| 2496. | Trace (tsb2011) | 75.80 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
| 2497. | Emma (missbennett) | 75.80 | 97% | 2019-09-11 |
| 2498. | Mahmoud (opssheesh) | 75.79 | 97% | 2020-01-26 |
| 2499. | Trevor (trev0rk) | 75.79 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 2500. | doquan (doquannnn) | 75.78 | 96% | 2020-05-17 |
| 2501. | qq (co1n) | 75.75 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| 2502. | Craz (gocrazy254) | 75.75 | 95% | 2020-02-25 |
| 2503. | Tye (mrowl8) | 75.74 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
| 2504. | Dovi (dovi1337) | 75.73 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 2505. | Pranav Abraham (pranavabe) | 75.73 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 2506. | gkang7685 (gkang7685) | 75.70 | 97% | 2019-12-13 |
| 2507. | Mark (haxos) | 75.69 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 2508. | Earl (1t_r3a11y_h4rtz) | 75.68 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
| 2509. | Renzo (renzo1o) | 75.67 | 98% | 2018-08-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |