Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1539. | Abbacchio (abbacchio) | 86.12 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 1540. | Daniel (blackout769) | 86.10 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 1541. | Melvyn (melv012) | 86.09 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 1542. | Katie (kaytay0111) | 86.08 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 1543. | Enrique (zero_ortho) | 86.07 | 97% | 2019-04-02 |
| 1544. | Josh (armada120) | 86.07 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| 1545. | heir (heir) | 86.07 | 96% | 2019-11-22 |
| 1546. | Hargreaves (hargreaves) | 86.05 | 97% | 2019-02-03 |
| 1547. | sda (sdaa) | 86.05 | 97% | 2018-08-06 |
| 1548. | Ed (lonerguy) | 86.04 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
| 1549. | Josh (j2k__) | 86.03 | 98% | 2019-01-26 |
| 1550. | Nonna (spaceace77) | 86.02 | 99% | 2019-10-08 |
| 1551. | brettyoshi (brettyoshi9) | 86.02 | 98% | 2019-10-13 |
| 1552. | TinumÃr (tinumir) | 86.02 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 1553. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 86.00 | 98% | 2019-05-25 |
| 1554. | Miguel (miguelmint) | 85.98 | 96% | 2018-04-18 |
| 1555. | tsapi (tsapi) | 85.97 | 98% | 2018-06-04 |
| 1556. | kalski (kalski) | 85.97 | 96% | 2018-01-14 |
| 1557. | Tim (tim28) | 85.97 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| 1558. | Esmer (23455432) | 85.96 | 95% | 2019-12-29 |
| 1559. | MY LIFE FOR PAKISTAN (eridpnc) | 85.90 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 1560. | Emily (emilywhat) | 85.88 | 97% | 2020-03-01 |
| 1561. | Daf (dafpogi1) | 85.86 | 98% | 2019-06-24 |
| 1562. | doubleyew (touchtypist99) | 85.86 | 97% | 2018-11-24 |
| 1563. | DaynKnight (knightandday) | 85.85 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
| 1564. | Chris (ccheng1231) | 85.85 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 1565. | Owen (iruntrack) | 85.84 | 98% | 2018-09-11 |
| 1566. | ben (andrei_kirilenko_47) | 85.84 | 99% | 2018-08-12 |
| 1567. | Animehoshi.com (joshuafly) | 85.76 | 97% | 2018-08-04 |
| 1568. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 85.76 | 98% | 2018-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |