With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3591. | Teegey (teegey) | 105.31 | 98% | 2017-09-25 |
| 3592. | SISARK4 (sisark4) | 105.30 | 95% | 2016-09-28 |
| 3593. | Novacane (bbbzzz) | 105.30 | 99% | 2017-09-06 |
| 3594. | findingnyo (nyo03) | 105.28 | 99% | 2025-11-22 |
| 3595. | ^-^ (monte123) | 105.28 | 98% | 2018-02-11 |
| 3596. | mb3awi (emptybox34) | 105.28 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 3597. | Eric (aerran) | 105.27 | 97% | 2022-02-21 |
| 3598. | The (alwaystop20) | 105.26 | 90% | 2016-09-28 |
| 3599. | Emzlo (emzlo) | 105.26 | 98% | 2018-10-12 |
| 3600. | starsick (ardentauthoress) | 105.25 | 99% | 2022-06-05 |
| 3601. | Squirr3i (squirr3l) | 105.25 | 98.8% | 2024-02-22 |
| 3602. | asdasdf (211bazooka) | 105.25 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 3603. | Beret (boina) | 105.24 | 98.2% | 2025-04-19 |
| 3604. | anon (analternateaccount) | 105.24 | 97% | 2017-11-09 |
| 3605. | Kuzzelongus (kuzzelongus) | 105.23 | 96.5% | 2024-11-08 |
| 3606. | goth girls (joehandsome) | 105.23 | 98.8% | 2023-12-23 |
| 3607. | tsapi (tsapi) | 105.22 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
| 3608. | yup (merocheeky) | 105.22 | 96% | 2019-05-26 |
| 3609. | cfade (h1gh_voltage) | 105.20 | 98.8% | 2024-04-24 |
| 3610. | Carlz (carlz19) | 105.19 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 3611. | Electric (cuitcuit) | 105.19 | 100% | 2022-10-21 |
| 3612. | Bojack (uberjoe) | 105.18 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
| 3613. | life (arkrxn_) | 105.16 | 97% | 2025-06-25 |
| 3614. | Chee (aqueduck) | 105.16 | 96% | 2022-05-28 |
| 3615. | tom (ixjnkeewnoxx) | 105.16 | 98% | 2021-07-03 |
| 3616. | DVORAK Dell KB522/Asus G01K... | 105.16 | 91% | 2017-04-29 |
| 3617. | alpha (alphawoman) | 105.15 | 98% | 2022-07-23 |
| 3618. | kai (kainetic) | 105.15 | 98.8% | 2024-10-24 |
| 3619. | Nikunj (khokharnikunj8) | 105.15 | 99% | 2021-01-03 |
| 3620. | sm (smgreato) | 105.14 | 97.6% | 2024-06-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |