And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22996. | Noah (noah187) | 73.84 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 22997. | podapanda (podapanda) | 73.84 | 93% | 2012-03-04 |
| 22998. | Aritouch (theekung_69) | 73.83 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 22999. | miranda (tfond) | 73.83 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 23000. | Bara (barasalim16) | 73.83 | 96% | 2018-08-14 |
| 23001. | Ravindra (ravindrats) | 73.83 | 99% | 2022-01-04 |
| 23002. | Otto (otto_) | 73.83 | 96% | 2012-01-26 |
| 23003. | Cheng Khee (chengkhee) | 73.83 | 99% | 2015-09-10 |
| 23004. | Ankit (anky_96) | 73.83 | 94% | 2016-02-10 |
| 23005. | Abylai (xanabyl) | 73.82 | 95% | 2022-09-28 |
| 23006. | _Kenny (degahm) | 73.82 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 23007. | B (wolfericus) | 73.82 | 92% | 2015-02-05 |
| 23008. | SquirrelFox (sqirrelfox) | 73.82 | 99% | 2011-12-10 |
| 23009. | jhollister (jhollister) | 73.82 | 96% | 2015-05-09 |
| 23010. | socialrecluse (socialracer) | 73.82 | 98% | 2014-12-20 |
| 23011. | Sheldon (shelbirm) | 73.82 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 23012. | Upaj (jasper0007) | 73.81 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 23013. | TumToes (tumtoes) | 73.81 | 96% | 2019-06-21 |
| 23014. | Hans (ts6d) | 73.81 | 96% | 2021-06-16 |
| 23015. | Rajesh (curseraj) | 73.81 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 23016. | Hue (hue_man) | 73.81 | 97% | 2020-06-21 |
| 23017. | ga (haaar_) | 73.81 | 95.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 23018. | Mason (masondeanm) | 73.81 | 95% | 2014-01-12 |
| 23019. | Jesse (jessechugaga) | 73.81 | 96% | 2018-03-03 |
| 23020. | Heather (hla24) | 73.81 | 91% | 2014-08-25 |
| 23021. | Nenokem (abyssiniawii) | 73.81 | 95% | 2013-04-18 |
| 23022. | Alex (mitrini) | 73.80 | 98% | 2018-01-24 |
| 23023. | hunter (hunter667) | 73.80 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
| 23024. | elmies (elmies) | 73.80 | 97% | 2012-03-21 |
| 23025. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 73.80 | 94% | 2016-04-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |