I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2936. | ā (max_mustermann) | 79.54 | 97% | 2025-06-24 |
| 2937. | mralves (mralves) | 79.54 | 97% | 2026-01-06 |
| 2938. | Lobsterš¦ (itisu127) | 79.54 | 94.4% | 2023-10-11 |
| 2939. | pablo (pablo_rm1197) | 79.52 | 95.6% | 2023-06-29 |
| 2940. | AA (aasniper20) | 79.50 | 96% | 2025-02-20 |
| 2941. | George (hermionegeorge) | 79.50 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 2942. | Dios (gembili666) | 79.49 | 97.2% | 2024-01-22 |
| 2943. | Danny (dann_gallium) | 79.46 | 97% | 2025-10-28 |
| 2944. | Shaswathan (shas16) | 79.46 | 97% | 2024-01-07 |
| 2945. | ExciteByte (excitebyte) | 79.45 | 97% | 2023-07-14 |
| 2946. | PR (mrprx) | 79.45 | 96.5% | 2023-09-14 |
| 2947. | Teayoumh (teayoumh) | 79.44 | 98% | 2025-06-28 |
| 2948. | los (typossarevalid) | 79.43 | 97.6% | 2024-06-14 |
| 2949. | Old Man Fingers (oldmanfing... | 79.43 | 97.9% | 2024-12-03 |
| 2950. | Jameson (jamesonmul) | 79.42 | 95% | 2024-10-08 |
| 2951. | levi (leviathan_307) | 79.39 | 96% | 2023-10-02 |
| 2952. | Billy (tryphlan) | 79.38 | 96% | 2025-08-23 |
| 2953. | Loot3d (loot3d) | 79.38 | 97.6% | 2024-08-20 |
| 2954. | Sabbir (sabbir_ahsan) | 79.36 | 98% | 2025-10-17 |
| 2955. | Ahmed Hanafy (ahmedhnafy) | 79.34 | 96% | 2025-08-06 |
| 2956. | Jayden (mytzep) | 79.32 | 95% | 2025-11-27 |
| 2957. | Cian (ashal99) | 79.31 | 95.7% | 2023-10-11 |
| 2958. | relak (nxthann) | 79.29 | 96% | 2023-04-19 |
| 2959. | srijan (srijan1001) | 79.27 | 96% | 2026-02-11 |
| 2960. | R (treeondirt) | 79.26 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 2961. | kiv (kivv) | 79.25 | 94.9% | 2024-03-15 |
| 2962. | Abhishek (create_a_account) | 79.25 | 97.3% | 2023-06-28 |
| 2963. | PARAG (parroye) | 79.25 | 97% | 2024-07-31 |
| 2964. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 79.24 | 93% | 2023-09-13 |
| 2965. | mustafa (msutafa) | 79.20 | 98% | 2026-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |