Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1971. | Hater (hateself) | 80.85 | 96% | 2017-09-16 |
| 1972. | arena (arenacloser204) | 80.84 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 1973. | kita (kita01) | 80.82 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 1974. | Surg3 (surg3) | 80.82 | 96% | 2019-03-13 |
| 1975. | 🫐🌺Ruby (reuben_yeager) | 80.80 | 97% | 2021-08-11 |
| 1976. | Tefa (crevera) | 80.79 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 1977. | Ryan (ryan_rat) | 80.79 | 97% | 2018-11-18 |
| 1978. | jonathan (cyberpsycho) | 80.78 | 99% | 2019-10-24 |
| 1979. | Nathan (nnard1616) | 80.75 | 97% | 2018-04-19 |
| 1980. | Joey (coxoncable) | 80.74 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 1981. | ezpez (ezpez) | 80.73 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
| 1982. | eg (chorbe) | 80.73 | 97% | 2018-05-07 |
| 1983. | Karan Jain (karanjain18) | 80.73 | 97% | 2019-10-19 |
| 1984. | Bruce (milothatch) | 80.72 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
| 1985. | Matt (mattdarich) | 80.69 | 98% | 2019-06-13 |
| 1986. | Daniel (oksshammy) | 80.67 | 100% | 2018-05-29 |
| 1987. | Trymunx (trymunx) | 80.66 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 1988. | Gordon (yornfreeman) | 80.64 | 95% | 2021-07-19 |
| 1989. | Aaron (theredspartan) | 80.63 | 99% | 2020-02-13 |
| 1990. | Draiko (stangmar) | 80.61 | 95% | 2019-03-30 |
| 1991. | jeffreyz (largank) | 80.61 | 95% | 2021-08-04 |
| 1992. | Ducky (duckyjn) | 80.58 | 96% | 2019-09-07 |
| 1993. | Duy (fooom) | 80.56 | 97% | 2019-10-17 |
| 1994. | Yuganshu (yuganshu) | 80.52 | 98% | 2018-11-09 |
| 1995. | Evildark (evildarkown) | 80.52 | 96% | 2017-09-12 |
| 1996. | Lisa (lmf12) | 80.51 | 98% | 2019-05-06 |
| 1997. | catpuplover (catpuplover) | 80.49 | 99% | 2019-09-21 |
| 1998. | Siddharth (siddharthkurnal) | 80.49 | 98% | 2017-11-14 |
| 1999. | Jonhan (jonhan) | 80.48 | 96% | 2020-02-24 |
| 2000. | Wongseph (wongsephjo) | 80.48 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |