Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3377. | Golden guy (aggressor2007) | 68.41 | 94% | 2021-08-01 |
| 3378. | bryan (bryan1111) | 68.41 | 97% | 2020-09-26 |
| 3379. | Heemy (heemylo) | 68.39 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 3380. | Ravi (ravi_rathor_) | 68.37 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
| 3381. | Jessica (minnie5656) | 68.36 | 98% | 2019-05-04 |
| 3382. | sam (sambukit) | 68.32 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
| 3383. | Upmanyu (abhishek2175) | 68.31 | 99% | 2021-08-17 |
| 3384. | Colin (colinn02) | 68.30 | 96% | 2017-11-28 |
| 3385. | Nick (nicklong1599) | 68.29 | 97% | 2017-10-08 |
| 3386. | Matthew (fryzigg) | 68.28 | 95% | 2018-02-28 |
| 3387. | | (canvaslol) | 68.25 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 3388. | holymoly (kajohnny) | 68.25 | 95% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3389. | umuvuduko (umuvuduko) | 68.24 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
| 3390. | I'm a noob (xpfxzxc) | 68.23 | 99% | 2019-01-16 |
| 3391. | Tapping (katake123) | 68.22 | 94% | 2019-05-25 |
| 3392. | Clay (clay10swag) | 68.22 | 98% | 2019-12-13 |
| 3393. | maticstric (maticstric) | 68.21 | 98% | 2018-03-24 |
| 3394. | Conor (tryingtotchtype) | 68.21 | 98% | 2019-08-29 |
| 3395. | Dane (brenstem) | 68.21 | 96% | 2017-12-20 |
| 3396. | Iamsparta (void_snowy) | 68.19 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
| 3397. | Ann (nas2aq) | 68.19 | 96% | 2018-09-03 |
| 3398. | Pax (qmk2k) | 68.18 | 95% | 2020-08-17 |
| 3399. | Magishian (magishian) | 68.18 | 98% | 2020-10-04 |
| 3400. | Jerry (jerry300) | 68.18 | 97% | 2020-09-14 |
| 3401. | Greezy (greezy1up) | 68.14 | 94% | 2019-11-14 |
| 3402. | Kisiex (kisielasty) | 68.14 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 3403. | Steven (doobins) | 68.12 | 98% | 2020-09-28 |
| 3404. | Sheppard (thesheppard) | 68.12 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3405. | Gabifan (gabelpfand) | 68.11 | 96% | 2019-10-04 |
| 3406. | Wesley (yemam) | 68.11 | 95% | 2017-10-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |