Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5105. | Boy (dexter35) | 59.90 | 97% | 2017-10-31 |
| 5106. | Vladislav (slepick) | 59.89 | 96% | 2018-09-28 |
| 5107. | Renzo (raccon) | 59.89 | 94% | 2017-12-08 |
| 5108. | nothin (hotterthanyou) | 59.89 | 96% | 2018-03-16 |
| 5109. | gaurav (pilot_111) | 59.88 | 95% | 2020-04-25 |
| 5110. | samuel (samsonking) | 59.85 | 97% | 2018-01-11 |
| 5111. | Alfonso (terrabubble) | 59.85 | 95% | 2017-06-30 |
| 5112. | RogerW#2701 (deathstruction) | 59.84 | 97% | 2018-08-16 |
| 5113. | Konrad (smoedi) | 59.83 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 5114. | Akash (akashshrm02) | 59.81 | 97% | 2020-08-04 |
| 5115. | Chad (cbhall) | 59.79 | 97% | 2020-01-22 |
| 5116. | Michael (bluejay87652) | 59.79 | 95% | 2018-11-07 |
| 5117. | Chien (chiendeptrai) | 59.76 | 97% | 2020-01-23 |
| 5118. | L (sariel1205) | 59.76 | 98% | 2019-10-05 |
| 5119. | odezzki (odezzki) | 59.75 | 97% | 2019-01-14 |
| 5120. | Dmitry (shapovaloff) | 59.73 | 97% | 2020-11-18 |
| 5121. | Austin (gauby92) | 59.72 | 96% | 2018-06-18 |
| 5122. | Conor (tryingtotchtype) | 59.72 | 96% | 2019-10-03 |
| 5123. | Khanon (zero1010_) | 59.72 | 95% | 2019-09-25 |
| 5124. | Max (maxpage) | 59.71 | 98% | 2019-06-20 |
| 5125. | Wercheg (efes) | 59.70 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
| 5126. | hotdog01 (doublecouponday) | 59.67 | 96% | 2018-01-15 |
| 5127. | ™SLD™ (ltnsld) | 59.64 | 96% | 2018-10-08 |
| 5128. | Billy (onlychance) | 59.63 | 94% | 2018-06-30 |
| 5129. | tayoshu (tayoshu) | 59.63 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 5130. | Chloe (i2nnaisforanon) | 59.63 | 95% | 2017-07-12 |
| 5131. | Brecht (brazilie) | 59.62 | 97% | 2017-12-31 |
| 5132. | ahmet (ahmetyilmaz2002) | 59.59 | 96% | 2020-12-12 |
| 5133. | Juan (jestemc) | 59.58 | 96% | 2019-04-06 |
| 5134. | Travis (daltrav1) | 59.57 | 97% | 2018-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |