Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8669. | donald balls (swag_man_unli... | 85.82 | 98% | 2020-07-10 |
| 8670. | rota (rota22) | 85.81 | 98% | 2022-07-01 |
| 8671. | Selscqa (selscqa) | 85.81 | 96% | 2023-02-28 |
| 8672. | Zohar (zoharsah) | 85.81 | 98% | 2021-06-15 |
| 8673. | Skipper (kentuckychickennug... | 85.81 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 8674. | Dindono (dindono) | 85.81 | 97.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 8675. | Dele (delenit0r) | 85.80 | 97.9% | 2023-10-15 |
| 8676. | Taeyang (taeta3) | 85.80 | 98% | 2022-12-15 |
| 8677. | MoneyTreesMilk (moneytreesm... | 85.79 | 96% | 2022-03-24 |
| 8678. | Anh (_azh_) | 85.79 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 8679. | happysky (happysky) | 85.79 | 98.8% | 2025-01-27 |
| 8680. | Shawn (spjames87) | 85.78 | 97% | 2020-05-27 |
| 8681. | ∞ (lukman999) | 85.78 | 96.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 8682. | Derek (dtblanken81) | 85.78 | 99% | 2020-12-26 |
| 8683. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 85.78 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
| 8684. | Chip (chipjames) | 85.77 | 97% | 2026-01-08 |
| 8685. | Yaz Saito (ysaito) | 85.76 | 95.8% | 2024-06-02 |
| 8686. | Jurou (trycatch) | 85.76 | 96% | 2023-01-03 |
| 8687. | mooth (sooruva) | 85.76 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 8688. | Benz Viano (tb12thegoat) | 85.75 | 98% | 2022-05-03 |
| 8689. | Twilight (twlight_sparkle) | 85.75 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 8690. | Danny (dingyua7) | 85.75 | 99% | 2021-03-13 |
| 8691. | Raghav (raghavlaad) | 85.75 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
| 8692. | Mr.IF (mr_if) | 85.74 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
| 8693. | vinc4n (vinc4n) | 85.74 | 98% | 2021-07-10 |
| 8694. | Smity (smityhead) | 85.74 | 97% | 2020-09-24 |
| 8695. | Griffith (zuzzy) | 85.74 | 98% | 2020-12-29 |
| 8696. | 🫐🌺Ruby (reuben_yeager) | 85.74 | 97% | 2021-07-27 |
| 8697. | Julian (voxels) | 85.73 | 99% | 2023-09-18 |
| 8698. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 85.73 | 98% | 2021-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |