So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12276. | Danny (forspam121) | 81.31 | 95% | 2014-09-21 |
| 12277. | SomeDude (a_time_to_live) | 81.31 | 94% | 2013-01-05 |
| 12278. | bibbo (bibbo3) | 81.30 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
| 12279. | Kai (pokesekai) | 81.30 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
| 12280. | hibiscus (malvaceae) | 81.30 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 12281. | Miranite (Dvorak) (miranite) | 81.30 | 94% | 2014-05-14 |
| 12282. | Juril (juril) | 81.30 | 90% | 2016-10-14 |
| 12283. | Yorn (yordelehihooo) | 81.29 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 12284. | Clayborn (clayborn) | 81.29 | 96% | 2022-09-06 |
| 12285. | Leon (bluesunset) | 81.29 | 97% | 2017-09-13 |
| 12286. | BOB (mroglan) | 81.28 | 96% | 2021-08-24 |
| 12287. | Karl Petter (trebua) | 81.28 | 98% | 2016-08-25 |
| 12288. | Fran (fran_m) | 81.28 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 12289. | bri (andrewgarfieldswife) | 81.28 | 96% | 2022-01-03 |
| 12290. | Josh (sundrop) | 81.28 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 12291. | Gemini (gemini8) | 81.28 | 91% | 2012-10-06 |
| 12292. | Max (maoxx) | 81.27 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 12293. | Liam (retrorocker) | 81.27 | 95% | 2019-03-06 |
| 12294. | Jurou (trycatch) | 81.27 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 12295. | The (thescrub) | 81.27 | 99% | 2021-01-11 |
| 12296. | phardsz (phardsz) | 81.27 | 95% | 2014-11-29 |
| 12297. | Dunkmasta (dunkmasta) | 81.26 | 97% | 2023-07-25 |
| 12298. | black google (peeperin) | 81.26 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 12299. | Derek (averagetrap) | 81.26 | 99% | 2022-07-11 |
| 12300. | J. (indazone) | 81.26 | 97% | 2012-02-27 |
| 12301. | TimApple (dualofdualisprimal) | 81.26 | 96% | 2016-04-25 |
| 12302. | Ivan (seivo) | 81.25 | 97% | 2023-01-05 |
| 12303. | Cal (calt77) | 81.25 | 99% | 2022-10-17 |
| 12304. | jack (jackerdd) | 81.25 | 97% | 2021-12-03 |
| 12305. | gegs921 (gegs921) | 81.25 | 98% | 2019-11-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |