The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8639. | Ian Lam (ljy200523) | 91.71 | 95% | 2025-07-22 |
| 8640. | Jan (elapid) | 91.71 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
| 8641. | . (evanisme) | 91.71 | 97% | 2016-09-17 |
| 8642. | Julian (julian990132) | 91.70 | 95.8% | 2025-02-17 |
| 8643. | rumbata (rumbata2) | 91.70 | 93% | 2015-09-04 |
| 8644. | pituf0 (pituf0) | 91.70 | 95% | 2021-10-15 |
| 8645. | Donkey (crazybraden) | 91.70 | 98% | 2025-11-20 |
| 8646. | Scott (whaleswhales) | 91.70 | 99% | 2013-10-21 |
| 8647. | ActiveUnique (activeunique) | 91.70 | 97% | 2015-07-04 |
| 8648. | Wei Shi Lindon (wei_shin_li... | 91.69 | 97.2% | 2025-01-13 |
| 8649. | will (wslee00) | 91.69 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 8650. | darren (nunswithguns) | 91.69 | 98% | 2014-12-12 |
| 8651. | spiky (spiky228) | 91.69 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 8652. | Steve (feedthejoe) | 91.69 | 98% | 2024-08-14 |
| 8653. | Mentosan (mentosan) | 91.69 | 98% | 2017-07-28 |
| 8654. | Kimchi (kimchi427) | 91.69 | 87% | 2011-11-23 |
| 8655. | Buckem (buckem) | 91.68 | 97.9% | 2024-04-10 |
| 8656. | jacob (jacob_hrtn) | 91.68 | 98% | 2025-07-14 |
| 8657. | Tom (tom_shipley) | 91.68 | 97% | 2026-01-15 |
| 8658. | kellyfunk (kellyfunk) | 91.68 | 98% | 2021-07-13 |
| 8659. | Xavier (try2pass) | 91.68 | 99% | 2013-04-16 |
| 8660. | sometoads (toastytoads) | 91.67 | 98% | 2025-05-09 |
| 8661. | brazos party (x___x) | 91.67 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 8662. | Jiong Yang (yangfoo) | 91.67 | 97% | 2020-10-03 |
| 8663. | seez (seez) | 91.67 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 8664. | Janis (vigilante434) | 91.67 | 99% | 2024-12-30 |
| 8665. | Monotone (tehbryster) | 91.67 | 90% | 2016-09-21 |
| 8666. | QuietObedientConsent (arrow... | 91.67 | 98% | 2019-01-20 |
| 8667. | Ninja (ninjaacat) | 91.66 | 96.4% | 2023-12-20 |
| 8668. | Joshua (the3point14) | 91.66 | 92% | 2016-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |