The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17260. | Vladimir (ahavran) | 76.21 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
| 17261. | Freedom (employ) | 76.21 | 99% | 2018-03-11 |
| 17262. | Thiago (thiagofm) | 76.21 | 97% | 2014-06-10 |
| 17263. | Felipe (saywut) | 76.21 | 97% | 2015-02-16 |
| 17264. | INDONESIA (nikmat) | 76.21 | 99% | 2012-06-19 |
| 17265. | Michael (deathdonut) | 76.20 | 93% | 2014-05-19 |
| 17266. | Tomas (tomasieth) | 76.20 | 92% | 2016-08-17 |
| 17267. | Nicklas (japhix) | 76.20 | 94% | 2016-08-09 |
| 17268. | Judi (judith) | 76.20 | — | 2008-08-29 |
| 17269. | Ath (irelandic) | 76.19 | — | 2011-01-06 |
| 17270. | Yashiro (yashiroisana) | 76.19 | 96% | 2013-02-01 |
| 17271. | (abcivashritt) | 76.19 | 93% | 2016-04-02 |
| 17272. | Harvest (gearsoftheapparatus) | 76.19 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 17273. | PYTHON (_chuyuehan) | 76.18 | 96.3% | 2023-07-09 |
| 17274. | Olivia (oscarina1234) | 76.18 | 91% | 2013-01-31 |
| 17275. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 76.18 | 97% | 2019-08-26 |
| 17276. | Tommy Lee (dolancodec) | 76.17 | 94% | 2015-02-15 |
| 17277. | Kristin (hippiegangster) | 76.17 | 95% | 2020-04-24 |
| 17278. | Harry (supercat2212) | 76.17 | 96% | 2018-02-20 |
| 17279. | nilb (nilb) | 76.17 | 99% | 2021-08-16 |
| 17280. | Teddy (trxbeans) | 76.17 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 17281. | ore (orezee) | 76.17 | 95% | 2016-11-30 |
| 17282. | tipper (tipperjones) | 76.17 | 97% | 2019-03-01 |
| 17283. | Neske (neske) | 76.17 | 92% | 2013-03-16 |
| 17284. | ibster (ibster) | 76.17 | 92% | 2011-09-03 |
| 17285. | Durum (durumpitta) | 76.17 | 97% | 2015-07-19 |
| 17286. | APO (apoplexy2001) | 76.16 | 96% | 2022-06-01 |
| 17287. | ruden (ruden) | 76.16 | 95% | 2014-10-09 |
| 17288. | redram3n (blackram3n) | 76.16 | 96.2% | 2021-02-11 |
| 17289. | Ko3nn (ko3nn) | 76.16 | — | 2010-06-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |