As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8780. | Brother (fancyasspigeon) | 87.06 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 8781. | gupta (gupta01) | 87.06 | 97% | 2017-03-10 |
| 8782. | Zhikouan (mikelee543) | 87.06 | 98% | 2018-08-26 |
| 8783. | rice_cracker (nlanderson) | 87.05 | 98% | 2024-09-23 |
| 8784. | dd (no_stress) | 87.05 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 8785. | linkai (linkaixd) | 87.05 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 8786. | Damien (bluetooth5) | 87.04 | 96% | 2019-07-18 |
| 8787. | sylo (syllogismos) | 87.04 | 98% | 2016-08-30 |
| 8788. | いつき (huywee) | 87.03 | 96% | 2022-04-10 |
| 8789. | Sean (metrognome12) | 87.03 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 8790. | An (binhanle65) | 87.03 | 96% | 2018-12-21 |
| 8791. | Kyle (badadc) | 87.03 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| 8792. | rideler (rideler) | 87.02 | 99.5% | 2024-11-07 |
| 8793. | fish (blackfishmustard) | 87.02 | 98% | 2023-06-06 |
| 8794. | Antonny (kennelkiz) | 87.02 | 98% | 2021-09-09 |
| 8795. | DocHoliday (leonbrooks680) | 87.02 | 94% | 2016-06-15 |
| 8796. | Sato2020 (sato2020) | 87.01 | 97.1% | 2024-08-29 |
| 8797. | Tomas (tritz) | 87.01 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 8798. | Donovan (donovanle) | 87.01 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 8799. | Connor (jonecon) | 87.01 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 8800. | Marc (truthdoc) | 87.01 | 87% | 2017-04-25 |
| 8801. | Marek (ksydry) | 87.01 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 8802. | Maxwell (mlarson) | 87.00 | 98% | 2020-03-05 |
| 8803. | Eric (eric397) | 87.00 | 98% | 2021-05-19 |
| 8804. | Martin (martin1923) | 86.99 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 8805. | Dusple (dusple) | 86.99 | 96% | 2021-02-05 |
| 8806. | David (dazzlethc) | 86.99 | 98% | 2020-03-16 |
| 8807. | Allan Peter Cayetano (phili... | 86.98 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 8808. | Sophia (sophiaa_chen) | 86.98 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 8809. | Kiba (kibarado) | 86.98 | 96% | 2025-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |