The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23830. | (aabhas) | 65.40 | 97% | 2021-07-24 |
| 23831. | Daniel (mickeyyaya) | 65.40 | 98% | 2019-08-16 |
| 23832. | (rewaxx) | 65.40 | 94% | 2011-07-14 |
| 23833. | Dominic (dark_demon) | 65.40 | 97% | 2014-05-10 |
| 23834. | Fatima Grace (princessabad) | 65.39 | 96% | 2016-05-23 |
| 23835. | (anuktoy) | 65.39 | 96% | 2012-09-27 |
| 23836. | (papadroop) | 65.38 | 97% | 2021-03-17 |
| 23837. | (pablitopaloutdm) | 65.38 | 95% | 2022-06-19 |
| 23838. | (thebluebear) | 65.38 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 23839. | (torachiyo_dvorak) | 65.38 | — | 2010-06-23 |
| 23840. | (sablja) | 65.38 | 97% | 2016-01-21 |
| 23841. | (kumar_thapa) | 65.38 | 92% | 2015-05-11 |
| 23842. | (5muncy) | 65.38 | — | 2010-12-05 |
| 23843. | (jtypemaster) | 65.37 | 94% | 2016-02-02 |
| 23844. | (buck306) | 65.37 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 23845. | Hi. (gramad) | 65.37 | 89% | 2017-01-30 |
| 23846. | (dcuaron) | 65.36 | 96% | 2020-12-31 |
| 23847. | (stefans23) | 65.36 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 23848. | (xylz) | 65.36 | 97% | 2013-06-25 |
| 23849. | Khoi (trummafia) | 65.36 | — | 2010-05-25 |
| 23850. | (tobbemias) | 65.36 | 90% | 2014-08-24 |
| 23851. | (sidcipher) | 65.36 | 93% | 2014-10-26 |
| 23852. | (rod13824) | 65.36 | — | 2010-05-25 |
| 23853. | (hafidh) | 65.36 | — | 2011-04-25 |
| 23854. | (forwardthinker) | 65.36 | 97% | 2015-06-10 |
| 23855. | Lee (jedilegolas) | 65.35 | 95.8% | 2023-08-25 |
| 23856. | (sticky1981) | 65.35 | 97.5% | 2021-02-04 |
| 23857. | (diffkey) | 65.35 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 23858. | (philonginc) | 65.35 | — | 2009-04-10 |
| 23859. | (blondeathiest) | 65.35 | 94% | 2011-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |