The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29338. | Emir Haiqal (emirhaiqal) | 55.74 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 29339. | alex (snot) | 55.74 | 87% | 2013-02-07 |
| 29340. | Nursultan (nursultan23) | 55.73 | 95% | 2022-02-02 |
| 29341. | progoo (progoo) | 55.73 | 94% | 2021-01-25 |
| 29342. | sm (phattarawadeem18) | 55.73 | 87% | 2013-04-06 |
| 29343. | Ta (study) | 55.73 | — | 2009-01-10 |
| 29344. | Adam (webcamcuber) | 55.73 | 89% | 2012-11-28 |
| 29345. | pepsi (pepsi) | 55.73 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 29346. | nitish (hunt_123) | 55.73 | 94% | 2016-07-07 |
| 29347. | Lin (commercial) | 55.73 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 29348. | Cris (the_thesaurusrex) | 55.72 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 29349. | Wella (wella05) | 55.72 | 95% | 2021-10-14 |
| 29350. | ItsIkiru (itsikiru) | 55.72 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 29351. | Pongpan (pongpan) | 55.72 | 98% | 2022-06-17 |
| 29352. | Al (aaaaaaaal) | 55.72 | 97% | 2019-02-24 |
| 29353. | Jacob (rsclone) | 55.72 | 96% | 2017-06-09 |
| 29354. | Truffle (truffle10) | 55.71 | 95% | 2023-04-11 |
| 29355. | unholy (virus_) | 55.71 | 95% | 2019-08-17 |
| 29356. | Nicoz (nicodemus) | 55.71 | 88% | 2014-03-11 |
| 29357. | Antoine (5j8j9j3j) | 55.71 | 90% | 2013-09-27 |
| 29358. | Javlonbek (javlonbek009) | 55.70 | 93% | 2022-08-15 |
| 29359. | Klaraus (klaraus) | 55.70 | 95% | 2023-08-25 |
| 29360. | Thomas (1nielsenth) | 55.70 | 90% | 2016-02-19 |
| 29361. | Nathaniel (naetanator) | 55.69 | 94% | 2019-06-23 |
| 29362. | ho (ooaoaoaooa) | 55.69 | 94% | 2023-08-03 |
| 29363. | khk3 (hk3f__) | 55.69 | 96% | 2023-01-13 |
| 29364. | H A N S (hans_bk) | 55.69 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 29365. | Roshan (roshan_) | 55.69 | 94% | 2020-07-29 |
| 29366. | mushi (musfiq) | 55.69 | 95% | 2018-11-16 |
| 29367. | Michael (dunsterville) | 55.69 | 94% | 2021-05-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |