Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4796. | Nuan (nuan56) | 56.07 | 95% | 2020-10-18 |
| 4797. | Sam Aka 😏 (sam_at_40wpm) | 56.06 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| 4798. | Artoghrul (artogahr) | 56.06 | 94% | 2019-02-01 |
| 4799. | Kalybay (kalybai) | 56.03 | 96% | 2017-10-27 |
| 4800. | Jahaziel (changofeliz) | 56.03 | 96% | 2018-01-31 |
| 4801. | Henrik (oizys) | 56.02 | 95% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4802. | Ayussh (fusion69961) | 56.02 | 95% | 2018-10-02 |
| 4803. | trashbin (ennoch) | 56.00 | 96% | 2020-11-09 |
| 4804. | Aaron (zaynix) | 56.00 | 96% | 2018-09-04 |
| 4805. | Corbin (shaelamaar) | 55.99 | 95% | 2019-07-26 |
| 4806. | Kayxome (kayxome) | 55.97 | 99% | 2020-08-08 |
| 4807. | Carl (cadrian2018) | 55.96 | 97% | 2019-03-31 |
| 4808. | Muhammad Sohaib (sohaib_khan) | 55.94 | 97% | 2018-11-28 |
| 4809. | Tejas (izaayaa) | 55.93 | 95% | 2019-02-21 |
| 4810. | uh oh (uhoh_uhoh) | 55.92 | 94% | 2020-08-29 |
| 4811. | Terry (ledzeppeman) | 55.91 | 95% | 2018-10-02 |
| 4812. | Raymond (truffelray) | 55.90 | 94% | 2019-06-03 |
| 4813. | Jake (jmuma828) | 55.90 | 94% | 2019-05-23 |
| 4814. | Sharaf (sharaf) | 55.89 | 97% | 2019-07-12 |
| 4815. | Gene (jempot24) | 55.89 | 96% | 2017-09-08 |
| 4816. | mupppet (mcmuppet) | 55.89 | 95% | 2021-07-30 |
| 4817. | Ismail Hossain (rasel148027) | 55.88 | 99% | 2020-02-16 |
| 4818. | Abhijeet (fun2shh) | 55.88 | 97% | 2017-11-24 |
| 4819. | Raj (rajor) | 55.87 | 98% | 2019-09-09 |
| 4820. | Hemant (hemu_sakunde) | 55.86 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| 4821. | Vincent (stevensimzz9) | 55.86 | 94% | 2017-10-16 |
| 4822. | icon (iconicck) | 55.85 | 94% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4823. | me (waxy_candle) | 55.85 | 95% | 2019-04-12 |
| 4824. | Dig (essaitch) | 55.84 | 95% | 2020-09-22 |
| 4825. | Rohan (rsc98) | 55.84 | 94% | 2020-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |