The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2153. | Lars (larsss) | 116.26 | 95% | 2013-05-09 |
| 2154. | Eric (adobetemplar) | 116.25 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 2155. | Arjun (atc6505) | 116.23 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 2156. | ` (mathem4ticals) | 116.23 | 97.5% | 2021-02-02 |
| 2157. | Amelia (glowstar3000) | 116.22 | 99% | 2015-02-10 |
| 2158. | Jot (esports) | 116.20 | 96% | 2016-10-05 |
| 2159. | ryan (dooule) | 116.20 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
| 2160. | new keyboard who dis (sents... | 116.18 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 2161. | caleb (caleb123456) | 116.18 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
| 2162. | Memori (itsmemori) | 116.15 | 97% | 2013-02-05 |
| 2163. | nonquitur (nonquitter) | 116.15 | — | 2009-10-27 |
| 2164. | johnmon (jmonson2) | 116.15 | 98% | 2015-01-03 |
| 2165. | jubblies (inkyness) | 116.14 | 98% | 2012-06-21 |
| 2166. | Baolong Truong (so_os) | 116.13 | 98% | 2018-01-01 |
| 2167. | Avalokiteshvara (igid) | 116.12 | — | 2010-04-13 |
| 2168. | Jack (jack90001) | 116.09 | 97% | 2016-09-23 |
| 2169. | Troy (troyvimala) | 116.08 | 97% | 2015-11-03 |
| 2170. | Meh (meh321) | 116.08 | 98% | 2019-06-27 |
| 2171. | Josh (joshhawaii) | 116.08 | 98% | 2015-09-23 |
| 2172. | Bry (miano) | 116.08 | 92% | 2012-09-27 |
| 2173. | Slow (slow_india) | 116.08 | 97% | 2013-08-19 |
| 2174. | bonjour (jimmy1231) | 116.07 | 99% | 2018-01-29 |
| 2175. | grumbles (sbsat7) | 116.07 | 99% | 2014-01-29 |
| 2176. | anthony (antoneni) | 116.06 | 97% | 2022-11-05 |
| 2177. | ✔ (nichabosh) | 116.06 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 2178. | Ashley (wiltedchameleon) | 116.05 | 91% | 2016-08-15 |
| 2179. | Yoshiki (yosyosyos) | 116.05 | 91% | 2012-03-02 |
| 2180. | #2 (nigelbo) | 116.04 | 94% | 2012-09-09 |
| 2181. | grgg (igotbannedforcheating) | 116.03 | 97% | 2023-05-16 |
| 2182. | Ef (raighor) | 116.03 | 99% | 2015-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |