I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6757. | Jay (jayyyyyyyy) | 99.63 | 99% | 2021-01-08 |
| 6758. | Moon (albertasdude) | 99.62 | 98% | 2023-04-26 |
| 6759. | Steven (stervel) | 99.62 | 97.2% | 2023-07-16 |
| 6760. | Owen (taenguar) | 99.61 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 6761. | ☞sondv (sondv) | 99.61 | 99% | 2019-09-07 |
| 6762. | Jarleper (carlden3) | 99.61 | 96% | 2017-02-16 |
| 6763. | jc (purechance) | 99.60 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 6764. | hugo (21_hugo) | 99.60 | 96% | 2021-06-03 |
| 6765. | Martine (martinee) | 99.60 | 99% | 2021-06-27 |
| 6766. | Mario (siftage) | 99.59 | 98% | 2023-07-05 |
| 6767. | Jackson (london_enjoyer) | 99.59 | 97% | 2023-07-05 |
| 6768. | Max (cerealno) | 99.59 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 6769. | username16-- (admin_nistrator) | 99.59 | 99.4% | 2023-08-18 |
| 6770. | Rimvydas (carbontm) | 99.59 | 98% | 2020-02-03 |
| 6771. | Matt (iproz) | 99.58 | 94.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| 6772. | Alexander (offbeat5024) | 99.58 | 100% | 2018-06-01 |
| 6773. | Troy (troyl) | 99.57 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 6774. | Octavious (octavious) | 99.56 | 98% | 2025-07-08 |
| 6775. | InQforVainglory (scottiedont) | 99.56 | 98.1% | 2024-03-22 |
| 6776. | Roberto (bertdog1995) | 99.56 | 99% | 2021-07-10 |
| 6777. | Vivek (vivekvc) | 99.56 | 98.2% | 2023-09-05 |
| 6778. | Benson (astriker) | 99.56 | 99% | 2017-12-15 |
| 6779. | Paul (jinzonam) | 99.56 | 99% | 2022-07-31 |
| 6780. | Bekzhan (bekzhan29) | 99.56 | 98% | 2018-04-22 |
| 6781. | ethan (ethanbakerdowdell) | 99.55 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
| 6782. | John (ludeke) | 99.55 | 97% | 2024-04-02 |
| 6783. | Richard (richard8255) | 99.55 | 99% | 2017-07-15 |
| 6784. | Z (zidan119) | 99.54 | 97.7% | 2025-01-24 |
| 6785. | Cripler (cripler07) | 99.54 | 98% | 2024-03-27 |
| 6786. | Jake (zexerf) | 99.54 | 97% | 2020-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |