Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 4, 2008.
305 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13515. | (yourmom22) | 78.95 | — | 2010-05-21 |
| 13516. | pls (pls_) | 78.95 | 95% | 2017-02-12 |
| 13517. | (dianalin2) | 78.95 | 97.8% | 2021-01-31 |
| 13518. | (vedanticscholar) | 78.95 | 96% | 2022-07-03 |
| 13519. | Ti (ti1234) | 78.95 | 97% | 2023-06-08 |
| 13520. | (debs) | 78.94 | — | 2009-02-10 |
| 13521. | (matvey_dub) | 78.94 | 97% | 2022-11-13 |
| 13522. | (you_like_cheese_dog) | 78.94 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 13523. | (kbr9185) | 78.93 | 92% | 2011-12-22 |
| 13524. | Zmiester0828 (zmeister0828) | 78.93 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
| 13525. | (miminpickle) | 78.93 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 13526. | (pbh19950) | 78.92 | 96% | 2013-11-09 |
| 13527. | (stuntman12) | 78.92 | 99% | 2017-12-30 |
| 13528. | Jordan (donkeywhistle) | 78.92 | 96% | 2022-10-04 |
| 13529. | (uwupancakes) | 78.92 | 98% | 2019-08-17 |
| 13530. | (zstorm_rd) | 78.92 | 96% | 2021-10-25 |
| 13531. | (adnilneit) | 78.91 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 13532. | (matland) | 78.91 | 97% | 2018-08-22 |
| 13533. | MoDX (trollcannon) | 78.91 | 99% | 2019-02-09 |
| 13534. | (filmifier) | 78.91 | 96% | 2013-11-23 |
| 13535. | (dene) | 78.91 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 13536. | (leenbeans) | 78.90 | 97% | 2018-10-07 |
| 13537. | Kim (kymdawn) | 78.90 | — | 2009-02-15 |
| 13538. | (monaj) | 78.90 | 97% | 2014-11-06 |
| 13539. | (automata) | 78.90 | 97% | 2017-06-06 |
| 13540. | (dexterj) | 78.90 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 13541. | (goodrichinator) | 78.90 | 97% | 2020-11-12 |
| 13542. | (theo52) | 78.90 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 13543. | Kinfi4 (kinfi4) | 78.90 | 95% | 2022-12-25 |
| 13544. | (abhishekyeskholiya) | 78.90 | 97% | 2022-06-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |