So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24519. | Ventrias (yuz1992) | 61.46 | 96% | 2019-02-24 |
| 24520. | Blu (smitali) | 61.46 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| 24521. | Lukas (phandox) | 61.46 | 92% | 2012-11-11 |
| 24522. | Nam (nkbinladen) | 61.46 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 24523. | Daniel (dangood92) | 61.46 | 97% | 2015-02-20 |
| 24524. | Wandon (wandon) | 61.45 | 95% | 2021-05-15 |
| 24525. | boosbat (coryqoolguy) | 61.45 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 24526. | vincent (godofbokchoy) | 61.45 | 95% | 2021-03-31 |
| 24527. | SAbeen (sabeen89) | 61.45 | 91% | 2013-12-11 |
| 24528. | Tyler (nitrotyper123) | 61.45 | 95% | 2021-04-22 |
| 24529. | arnav (trahimam) | 61.45 | 97% | 2022-06-30 |
| 24530. | Julie (juliehuynh654252) | 61.45 | 92% | 2016-03-16 |
| 24531. | dieMandelbrotmenge (just_ad... | 61.45 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 24532. | Guillermo (andragoner) | 61.45 | 95% | 2017-08-06 |
| 24533. | Zubair (xubrrrrr) | 61.45 | — | 2009-04-09 |
| 24534. | tran (congtu) | 61.45 | 97% | 2012-10-02 |
| 24535. | Steven (doobins) | 61.44 | 94% | 2011-06-05 |
| 24536. | Aether (aethersimp) | 61.44 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 24537. | dan (dantheman06_) | 61.44 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 24538. | lio (osybius) | 61.44 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 24539. | Ferry (ferryp888) | 61.44 | 88% | 2016-11-10 |
| 24540. | Harry (trof) | 61.44 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 24541. | Jan (johny7897) | 61.44 | 92% | 2016-07-27 |
| 24542. | honey (honeyruby) | 61.44 | — | 2009-08-10 |
| 24543. | bonx (bonx) | 61.44 | 95% | 2015-04-06 |
| 24544. | Jake (jarljake) | 61.43 | 96% | 2018-09-10 |
| 24545. | isaacyoshimario (isaacyoshi... | 61.43 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 24546. | Bill (bill497) | 61.43 | 95% | 2017-12-31 |
| 24547. | Lloyd (aconfusedwalrus) | 61.43 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
| 24548. | be (besalt) | 61.43 | 95.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |