I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8541. | Joshmeisterr (joshmeisterr) | 90.44 | 96% | 2023-03-19 |
| 8542. | Shelby (typo5) | 90.44 | 97% | 2021-11-02 |
| 8543. | masku (masku_sama) | 90.43 | 97.8% | 2023-09-30 |
| 8544. | CASPer (jerdaw) | 90.41 | 97% | 2025-09-16 |
| 8545. | Jinf931 (jinf931) | 90.41 | 95.6% | 2023-08-06 |
| 8546. | Dkoctro (dkoctro) | 90.41 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 8547. | robbie (robbiemcfly) | 90.41 | 96% | 2021-11-08 |
| 8548. | Abhishek Rawat (abhishek3007) | 90.41 | 98% | 2018-12-12 |
| 8549. | Tio (izero200) | 90.40 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 8550. | adro (abodoro2k2) | 90.40 | 98% | 2020-11-02 |
| 8551. | eljay412 (eljay412) | 90.39 | 99% | 2024-09-26 |
| 8552. | Big (hotgarbage) | 90.39 | 95% | 2018-08-21 |
| 8553. | Jayden (jclee123) | 90.39 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 8554. | aaaa i cant do nonquit (uwu... | 90.39 | 98% | 2018-10-07 |
| 8555. | Brandon (blpreston) | 90.39 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 8556. | Gavin (runhasty) | 90.39 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| 8557. | Tiktaktoktok (toktok13) | 90.38 | 97% | 2025-12-17 |
| 8558. | Saiya (zenger23) | 90.38 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 8559. | Abhishek (agbcg) | 90.38 | 98% | 2023-08-14 |
| 8560. | Taylor (trob388) | 90.38 | 98% | 2018-12-23 |
| 8561. | Tuno (thetuno) | 90.37 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 8562. | kvn (humptyhump) | 90.37 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 8563. | Luka (sercasm) | 90.37 | 97% | 2017-08-15 |
| 8564. | DeSparta (desparta) | 90.37 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| 8565. | shark (sharkpause) | 90.36 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 8566. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 90.36 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 8567. | Jasper (ivorymash) | 90.34 | 97% | 2020-07-01 |
| 8568. | orgilmunh (orgilmunh) | 90.34 | 98% | 2026-05-12 |
| 8569. | xThatguy (xthatguy) | 90.34 | 96% | 2021-03-10 |
| 8570. | StevesterH (stevesterh) | 90.33 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |