The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21522. | Justin (just_aidyn) | 69.79 | — | 2009-12-19 |
| 21523. | Japes (jdapayne) | 69.79 | 92% | 2013-04-10 |
| 21524. | Naifis (perfecterror) | 69.79 | 97% | 2011-06-28 |
| 21525. | Thanh Quế (kimmy1997) | 69.79 | — | 2010-07-01 |
| 21526. | Shak (chatsash) | 69.78 | 97% | 2022-01-29 |
| 21527. | r4nd0m (r4nd0m) | 69.78 | 95% | 2022-12-16 |
| 21528. | Nolan (cheesedog145) | 69.78 | 96% | 2020-11-23 |
| 21529. | SuprDewd (suprdewd) | 69.78 | 89% | 2014-04-25 |
| 21530. | David (speedydave) | 69.78 | 93% | 2011-10-24 |
| 21531. | buteo (pgesch) | 69.78 | 95% | 2012-11-18 |
| 21532. | Saif (maliksaif) | 69.78 | 96% | 2018-05-22 |
| 21533. | Chase (circularlogic54) | 69.77 | 94% | 2015-06-08 |
| 21534. | Aaron (akelious) | 69.77 | 96% | 2022-09-18 |
| 21535. | Ernie1130 (you_raccoon) | 69.77 | 96.5% | 2021-02-15 |
| 21536. | Kyle (kylewagner) | 69.77 | 90% | 2012-10-24 |
| 21537. | kashif (1122kashif) | 69.77 | 98% | 2016-11-22 |
| 21538. | Smilez (smilez_) | 69.76 | 94% | 2021-09-19 |
| 21539. | Jan (abundances) | 69.76 | 97% | 2019-08-19 |
| 21540. | Theophilus (theophilus) | 69.76 | 96% | 2011-06-05 |
| 21541. | Armtz (knotavink) | 69.76 | 95% | 2021-03-15 |
| 21542. | tris (trisywc) | 69.76 | 94.6% | 2021-02-01 |
| 21543. | Rodrigo (rebello) | 69.76 | 96% | 2018-09-20 |
| 21544. | MR.Docile (haitan90) | 69.76 | 96% | 2012-07-23 |
| 21545. | Oozie (ellio011) | 69.76 | — | 2009-05-14 |
| 21546. | Manish (mkn0079) | 69.75 | 98% | 2022-11-15 |
| 21547. | Haze (darklesshaze) | 69.75 | 92% | 2014-01-09 |
| 21548. | Luka (soleesoki) | 69.75 | 94% | 2021-04-18 |
| 21549. | potato (kongkan_) | 69.75 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 21550. | sourabh (datikas) | 69.75 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 21551. | Andi (nimrod007) | 69.75 | 97% | 2013-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |