So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12100. | keyspect (stalence) | 81.63 | 95% | 2020-07-20 |
| 12101. | Dingus Fish (dingusfish) | 81.63 | 98% | 2022-03-29 |
| 12102. | Nick (tiegold) | 81.63 | 98% | 2019-07-13 |
| 12103. | Maria (flannellife) | 81.63 | 92% | 2016-05-08 |
| 12104. | Kenzie (shifting) | 81.62 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 12105. | squall (squalllionheart) | 81.62 | 99% | 2023-03-23 |
| 12106. | puthin_p2n (bugsmasher) | 81.62 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| 12107. | FunkyChunkyMon (funkychunky... | 81.62 | 95% | 2022-01-11 |
| 12108. | Jacky Lim (kingfinger) | 81.62 | 96% | 2014-03-03 |
| 12109. | Tom (bigtom) | 81.62 | — | 2008-11-15 |
| 12110. | AUTOSMELT (autosmelt) | 81.61 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 12111. | Kate (katedo) | 81.61 | 95% | 2011-10-20 |
| 12112. | Ry (darthrm) | 81.60 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 12113. | Glenn (burappi) | 81.60 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 12114. | Max (notmaxwigdahl) | 81.60 | 97% | 2022-07-15 |
| 12115. | Toka (tokachirii) | 81.60 | 98.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 12116. | FatDragon (fatdragon) | 81.59 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| 12117. | Fewdono (fewma97) | 81.59 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 12118. | tris (trisywc) | 81.59 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 12119. | Nemo (nemo) | 81.59 | — | 2009-01-02 |
| 12120. | janeconverge (janeconverge) | 81.58 | 96.1% | 2023-10-16 |
| 12121. | ginginggaang (cremleme) | 81.58 | 98% | 2022-07-30 |
| 12122. | a (mb031) | 81.58 | 95% | 2020-02-26 |
| 12123. | SWAGCITY (jswagcity) | 81.58 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 12124. | Alex (alexpizarroj) | 81.58 | 94% | 2012-10-27 |
| 12125. | A10000 (a10000) | 81.58 | 96% | 2015-03-31 |
| 12126. | Hansi (mrsid) | 81.57 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 12127. | Thomas (adamo40) | 81.57 | 96% | 2022-09-21 |
| 12128. | George (sellers1234) | 81.57 | 96% | 2023-03-23 |
| 12129. | Uncle John Jr. the 5th (che... | 81.57 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |