So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2317. | (paul133) | 111.18 | — | 2010-08-22 |
| 2318. | Repeats.. Repeats everywher... | 111.17 | 91% | 2014-09-29 |
| 2319. | Andrew (mcentag) | 111.16 | 98% | 2020-10-20 |
| 2320. | (rogeratbao) | 111.16 | 93% | 2014-11-18 |
| 2321. | Petrarch (petrarch) | 111.16 | — | 2010-08-18 |
| 2322. | (cbarbcat) | 111.15 | — | 2010-01-06 |
| 2323. | (warslaughter) | 111.14 | — | 2009-04-14 |
| 2324. | (rvisbeck) | 111.13 | — | 2010-02-06 |
| 2325. | (seraphytus) | 111.10 | — | 2010-02-01 |
| 2326. | (yodamaster) | 111.10 | — | 2010-10-03 |
| 2327. | (crazystu) | 111.09 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 2328. | Joel (joel6677) | 111.09 | 98% | 2022-08-18 |
| 2329. | Nick (nckn) | 111.08 | 97% | 2016-08-23 |
| 2330. | MysticalFire (mysticalfire1... | 111.08 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 2331. | sally (creamdonut) | 111.07 | 97% | 2020-06-11 |
| 2332. | kyletsetse (kyletsetse) | 111.07 | 95% | 2017-01-08 |
| 2333. | (tripler6) | 111.06 | 99% | 2012-11-17 |
| 2334. | (matt4862) | 111.05 | 97% | 2013-02-21 |
| 2335. | Ilyao (ilyao) | 111.05 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 2336. | notsofast (nikhila) | 111.05 | 100% | 2019-02-25 |
| 2337. | M (springfield12) | 111.04 | 99.4% | 2023-07-10 |
| 2338. | Jenni (totalnerdgasm) | 111.04 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 2339. | benoza (benoza) | 111.03 | 97.7% | 2023-10-12 |
| 2340. | Quiver (quiver) | 111.03 | 95% | 2014-11-16 |
| 2341. | (theunknownhero) | 111.03 | 97% | 2021-08-13 |
| 2342. | wil (wilruns) | 110.97 | 99% | 2022-01-07 |
| 2343. | (nootch) | 110.97 | 98% | 2022-06-30 |
| 2344. | (tchaikovsky14) | 110.97 | 99% | 2012-04-23 |
| 2345. | Railwayhobo (railwayhobo) | 110.97 | 98% | 2017-09-29 |
| 2346. | Aaron (aaronwham) | 110.97 | 97% | 2012-08-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |