So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5391. | HoldMyBeer (holdmybeer_) | 97.85 | 100% | 2022-04-27 |
| 5392. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 97.85 | 96% | 2012-04-20 |
| 5393. | msiu (martinmksiu) | 97.85 | 94% | 2017-05-19 |
| 5394. | Herbie (hjrand1005) | 97.84 | 99% | 2021-11-14 |
| 5395. | Hunter (eyeska) | 97.84 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
| 5396. | Sybil (h00py67) | 97.84 | — | 2008-10-15 |
| 5397. | Albertus (albert98) | 97.84 | 97% | 2014-12-05 |
| 5398. | Nick (speedracer013) | 97.83 | 97% | 2019-01-18 |
| 5399. | Sarcasm (sarcasmsc) | 97.83 | 99% | 2023-02-03 |
| 5400. | ruru (awestrike) | 97.83 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 5401. | KB Master (duckyfire) | 97.83 | 92% | 2015-08-26 |
| 5402. | Jonathan (insanegamerwow) | 97.82 | 96% | 2021-11-12 |
| 5403. | Danny (dannyboythezombie) | 97.82 | 99% | 2013-04-12 |
| 5404. | Alex (majesticalex) | 97.82 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 5405. | liam (bobross420) | 97.82 | 97% | 2017-03-23 |
| 5406. | N (stereo) | 97.82 | — | 2009-03-25 |
| 5407. | Kristy (triplek3) | 97.81 | 99% | 2014-03-08 |
| 5408. | Sagacity (sagacity) | 97.81 | 97% | 2017-06-13 |
| 5409. | Maru (maruchan) | 97.81 | 98% | 2012-08-17 |
| 5410. | Anatoliy (iganatoliy) | 97.80 | 98% | 2016-04-10 |
| 5411. | FirstName (jeff9690) | 97.80 | 98% | 2023-06-30 |
| 5412. | Adam (adamsyaq) | 97.80 | 99% | 2022-02-09 |
| 5413. | Samuel (xxomg74) | 97.80 | 97% | 2019-02-03 |
| 5414. | David (davidsj) | 97.80 | 94% | 2011-12-06 |
| 5415. | dalineth (dalineth) | 97.80 | 98% | 2023-07-13 |
| 5416. | Aman (aman.world@gmail.com) | 97.78 | 99% | 2013-10-14 |
| 5417. | Hkishi (hkishi) | 97.78 | 100% | 2022-10-09 |
| 5418. | Isaac (neontrotsky) | 97.78 | 95% | 2015-11-13 |
| 5419. | helium (helium) | 97.78 | 98% | 2012-01-14 |
| 5420. | Bridgit (cosmic5) | 97.78 | 91% | 2014-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |