I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7020. | Kevin (tigon_ridge) | 99.00 | 99% | 2021-09-24 |
| 7021. | Mr (mr_otaku) | 99.00 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 7022. | Ryan (ricenoodles01) | 99.00 | 96.6% | 2024-02-09 |
| 7023. | Miguel (migs985) | 99.00 | 99% | 2017-08-29 |
| 7024. | "A" (bluuuu) | 98.99 | 97% | 2021-04-05 |
| 7025. | gutbuster3001 (gutbuster3002) | 98.99 | 97.7% | 2024-09-12 |
| 7026. | Ryan (rajaroc) | 98.99 | 99% | 2024-05-13 |
| 7027. | Jan (janlonden) | 98.99 | 98% | 2017-02-28 |
| 7028. | Nishan (nishanepic) | 98.98 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 7029. | KOOKOWACKYDUCK (kookowackyd... | 98.97 | 98.2% | 2025-02-05 |
| 7030. | Ryan (centricss) | 98.97 | 96% | 2024-02-25 |
| 7031. | rodrigo (rodtronx) | 98.97 | 99.4% | 2023-08-24 |
| 7032. | swagmaster893247 (swagswags... | 98.96 | 97% | 2024-05-30 |
| 7033. | - (renektype) | 98.96 | 98% | 2019-06-12 |
| 7034. | Damyian (kight) | 98.96 | 96% | 2021-10-26 |
| 7035. | Justin (flamingoed02) | 98.96 | 97% | 2021-06-19 |
| 7036. | Kywen (kywenn) | 98.95 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
| 7037. | manoj (manojrawat6453) | 98.95 | 98.2% | 2024-02-05 |
| 7038. | Dillon (hillondill) | 98.95 | 97% | 2019-08-29 |
| 7039. | A (djakl) | 98.95 | 97% | 2019-09-12 |
| 7040. | WearAMask (trini_devan) | 98.95 | 99% | 2018-03-07 |
| 7041. | Do Quan (doquan818) | 98.94 | 98.2% | 2024-01-13 |
| 7042. | Green (green1) | 98.94 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
| 7043. | SelfPowered (nawid113) | 98.94 | 98% | 2017-03-09 |
| 7044. | frank (frankpc) | 98.93 | 97.1% | 2024-04-12 |
| 7045. | Nemo (sanganxoidetienkuagai) | 98.93 | 98% | 2019-11-04 |
| 7046. | Ahmed Hanafy (ahmedhnafy) | 98.92 | 99% | 2025-12-30 |
| 7047. | Jed (jedmedina) | 98.92 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
| 7048. | Robert (speeddemon436345) | 98.92 | 99% | 2022-04-25 |
| 7049. | oneguardsam (oneguardsam) | 98.92 | 99% | 2020-05-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |