As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4695. | एक नेपाली (... | 99.21 | 94% | 2017-05-14 |
| 4696. | TalentedViolet (talentedvio... | 99.19 | 99% | 2026-01-10 |
| 4697. | Name123 (name_123) | 99.18 | 98.8% | 2024-06-30 |
| 4698. | Joseph (baggs33) | 99.18 | 97% | 2021-12-29 |
| 4699. | Icecuber (icecuber) | 99.18 | 99% | 2023-04-25 |
| 4700. | Dmitriy (deimvis) | 99.17 | 98.8% | 2023-09-13 |
| 4701. | Benjamin (justaregularnerd) | 99.17 | 91% | 2017-04-03 |
| 4702. | Evan (xtremeelectrix) | 99.17 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 4703. | THIS IS AN OLD ACCOUNT (gal... | 99.17 | 98% | 2018-01-08 |
| 4704. | Yikun Wang (yikunjwang) | 99.16 | 96.5% | 2024-06-11 |
| 4705. | Joshua (joshque) | 99.16 | 98% | 2022-08-15 |
| 4706. | KittyLord (ayushjoshi) | 99.16 | 98.4% | 2024-12-21 |
| 4707. | Chimpus (chimpusmagnum) | 99.15 | 96% | 2019-03-07 |
| 4708. | Q (keykeykey) | 99.15 | 97.8% | 2024-05-01 |
| 4709. | Andrea (andylea95) | 99.15 | 100% | 2024-07-02 |
| 4710. | Khastro (peterakd) | 99.15 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 4711. | Ben (thisisben) | 99.14 | 98% | 2025-03-18 |
| 4712. | Wael (waelmckee) | 99.14 | 98% | 2017-05-10 |
| 4713. | Opmrph (opmrph) | 99.14 | 98% | 2022-05-22 |
| 4714. | WearAMask (trini_devan) | 99.14 | 99% | 2017-08-28 |
| 4715. | THE JEWELL (wildhorsesthe2nd) | 99.14 | 98% | 2019-07-02 |
| 4716. | Tentic (tentic) | 99.13 | 98% | 2022-05-12 |
| 4717. | Old Theme Rocks (dthp32776) | 99.13 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 4718. | Jinf931 (jinf931) | 99.13 | 98% | 2022-01-05 |
| 4719. | Jaunty (jaunty_jalopy) | 99.13 | 100% | 2019-06-08 |
| 4720. | Nathan (eastonxd) | 99.12 | 96% | 2019-11-30 |
| 4721. | MrRubiksSC (mrrubikssc) | 99.12 | 100% | 2023-03-15 |
| 4722. | 鍙仔colemak (hulkct) | 99.12 | 97.4% | 2023-09-11 |
| 4723. | mtrc (mdkotlik) | 99.12 | 97% | 2023-02-01 |
| 4724. | λ (yambda) | 99.11 | 97.4% | 2023-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |