So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7909. | Yosuke (7wolves) | 90.54 | 97.7% | 2023-10-27 |
| 7910. | Vendain (vendain) | 90.54 | 95% | 2012-07-30 |
| 7911. | Pawaox (pawaox) | 90.53 | 91% | 2013-09-11 |
| 7912. | ronald (roclus) | 90.53 | 97% | 2011-05-17 |
| 7913. | Cat-Dvorak (ardemus2) | 90.53 | 98% | 2014-09-26 |
| 7914. | florence (florenceandthemac... | 90.52 | 97% | 2022-05-27 |
| 7915. | gwen (abcdbga) | 90.52 | 97.6% | 2021-02-23 |
| 7916. | ItsKevin (kwilz) | 90.52 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 7917. | Ahmadi (transporter) | 90.52 | 94% | 2014-02-02 |
| 7918. | Martel (martyg) | 90.52 | 96% | 2014-05-31 |
| 7919. | MIttens (socerkid_02) | 90.52 | 92% | 2014-03-07 |
| 7920. | Navn (navee1292) | 90.52 | 94% | 2015-03-13 |
| 7921. | joe (thiefraccoon) | 90.51 | 94% | 2013-05-09 |
| 7922. | James (jmiddleton) | 90.51 | 97.4% | 2023-11-02 |
| 7923. | Veract (veract) | 90.51 | 96% | 2014-01-29 |
| 7924. | Benjamin (bshammond) | 90.51 | 97% | 2012-06-21 |
| 7925. | Aditya (adibhandari) | 90.50 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
| 7926. | Alfabetica (alfabetica) | 90.50 | 99.1% | 2023-06-05 |
| 7927. | SomethingAzn (somethingazn) | 90.50 | 96.9% | 2021-02-20 |
| 7928. | James (jamoes) | 90.50 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 7929. | Abbacchio (abbacchio) | 90.50 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 7930. | trepan (trepan) | 90.50 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 7931. | Lawrence (loklein) | 90.50 | 97% | 2011-09-27 |
| 7932. | Agung (udapalito) | 90.49 | 96.8% | 2023-05-22 |
| 7933. | Russell (anaxo) | 90.49 | 98% | 2014-04-24 |
| 7934. | Jaren (jarenn) | 90.48 | 94% | 2011-05-24 |
| 7935. | Diop (diop1) | 90.48 | 97% | 2017-05-11 |
| 7936. | Shireen (shiramissoux) | 90.47 | 94% | 2016-08-31 |
| 7937. | Tom Marvolo Riddle (sugar_k... | 90.47 | 97% | 2022-11-15 |
| 7938. | klokl (klokl1) | 90.47 | 95.7% | 2023-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |