As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20775. | Tellenar (tellenar) | 58.88 | 97% | 2018-02-07 |
| 20776. | Hintsa (hintsa) | 58.88 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| 20777. | Friedrich (drmomake) | 58.88 | 94% | 2017-03-22 |
| 20778. | Never gonna wort you up (ki... | 58.87 | 96% | 2019-09-29 |
| 20779. | Nick (wugangabbot) | 58.87 | 98% | 2021-10-26 |
| 20780. | raghu (r_strike9437) | 58.87 | 97% | 2020-06-26 |
| 20781. | Harry (supercat2212) | 58.86 | 95% | 2018-02-21 |
| 20782. | Raven (potato_in_burrito) | 58.86 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
| 20783. | Josh (fiyer) | 58.86 | 97% | 2023-01-21 |
| 20784. | Phong (phongryy) | 58.86 | 93% | 2017-04-30 |
| 20785. | lex (lexzaid) | 58.86 | 96% | 2017-12-16 |
| 20786. | lol (moto31005) | 58.85 | 96% | 2018-10-21 |
| 20787. | Don Quixote (crunchjunkie) | 58.85 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 20788. | Kenny (ginbao) | 58.85 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
| 20789. | Ryan (rjmimay) | 58.84 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 20790. | Victor (icriticalfx) | 58.84 | 93% | 2021-01-17 |
| 20791. | Rahmandika (treksaurus17) | 58.83 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 20792. | Sean (seanclarencen) | 58.83 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 20793. | Kelp (klaptep) | 58.83 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
| 20794. | asdf (asdf_) | 58.83 | 96% | 2023-01-13 |
| 20795. | oof (osmosis99) | 58.83 | 95% | 2019-06-04 |
| 20796. | Kimi (kimiracle) | 58.83 | 95% | 2019-09-27 |
| 20797. | Sean (workshirt) | 58.81 | 99% | 2018-05-24 |
| 20798. | FreePalestine (amr_atif) | 58.81 | 96% | 2022-11-09 |
| 20799. | Isaac (shellguy97) | 58.80 | 94% | 2019-05-06 |
| 20800. | Sebstian (sedasti) | 58.80 | 94% | 2021-06-27 |
| 20801. | Shao (shp188366552) | 58.80 | 95% | 2016-01-23 |
| 20802. | Jing (jing_feng) | 58.80 | 93% | 2017-03-12 |
| 20803. | Edison (azulistair) | 58.79 | 96% | 2021-05-12 |
| 20804. | bi (caovanbi235) | 58.79 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |