Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2480. | Hukouma (hukouma) | 80.65 | 95% | 2020-07-28 |
| 2481. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 80.65 | 97% | 2020-05-11 |
| 2482. | Alex (tkfluff) | 80.65 | 98% | 2018-06-01 |
| 2483. | Connor (jonecon) | 80.65 | 96% | 2020-08-03 |
| 2484. | Hamizah (hamizah) | 80.64 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
| 2485. | Austin (gauby92) | 80.60 | 98% | 2018-07-31 |
| 2486. | Hyeonjun (hyedks) | 80.57 | 96% | 2019-10-18 |
| 2487. | MrJuiceBoxHero (mrjuiceboxh... | 80.57 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 2488. | David (le_zeblitz) | 80.57 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
| 2489. | Rena (renanav) | 80.56 | 97% | 2018-12-24 |
| 2490. | Cayke (mrcayke) | 80.55 | 97% | 2020-04-17 |
| 2491. | As-mar (burnflare) | 80.54 | 98% | 2020-09-10 |
| 2492. | skyeblu7 (skyeblu7) | 80.51 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 2493. | Niccolo (nthperez) | 80.50 | 99% | 2019-10-10 |
| 2494. | Calsuis (calsuis) | 80.49 | 95% | 2020-08-20 |
| 2495. | Be At Peace (spacepajamas) | 80.48 | 97% | 2019-10-28 |
| 2496. | Tommy (treemantom) | 80.47 | 98% | 2020-10-01 |
| 2497. | Bagle (bagle) | 80.47 | 99% | 2020-09-14 |
| 2498. | Kyle (azkyle50) | 80.45 | 98% | 2019-12-11 |
| 2499. | Cuong (c_nguyenthien) | 80.44 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 2500. | Jay (jayyyyyyyy) | 80.43 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 2501. | Henry (clifford_types) | 80.42 | 98% | 2019-07-05 |
| 2502. | sakula (sakula1990) | 80.41 | 99% | 2019-09-21 |
| 2503. | Chronopolize (chronopolize) | 80.41 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 2504. | LoyalPotato (loyalpotato) | 80.41 | 98% | 2018-09-30 |
| 2505. | Kriss (kriss5a) | 80.40 | 98% | 2018-03-13 |
| 2506. | liugaobang (a_yellow_evan) | 80.39 | 96% | 2020-11-13 |
| 2507. | voon (yvonnie) | 80.39 | 95% | 2019-06-23 |
| 2508. | Colin (3geosyog) | 80.38 | 98% | 2020-05-03 |
| 2509. | Akela (akela123) | 80.38 | 98% | 2018-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |