Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3286. | hockpond (hockpond) | 74.55 | 96% | 2020-11-15 |
| 3287. | theaveragedude (the_avg_dude) | 74.54 | 98% | 2020-05-20 |
| 3288. | Zalkyo (zalkyo) | 74.54 | 97% | 2020-08-27 |
| 3289. | Joshua (fehho) | 74.54 | 98% | 2019-12-18 |
| 3290. | Ashraful (noid621376) | 74.54 | 99% | 2017-07-30 |
| 3291. | Ameerr (hysteris) | 74.52 | 96% | 2018-01-28 |
| 3292. | Tyler (zerozero) | 74.51 | 97% | 2019-05-03 |
| 3293. | Cody (source_of_logic) | 74.50 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 3294. | shiba inu (bamboozledshibe) | 74.49 | 96% | 2018-02-06 |
| 3295. | Anders (keyboard_smasher_12) | 74.49 | 96% | 2017-09-29 |
| 3296. | Max (chariotrider) | 74.48 | 95% | 2019-12-16 |
| 3297. | ms (sthlm16) | 74.48 | 95% | 2020-10-28 |
| 3298. | DMack (dmack98) | 74.48 | 96% | 2020-04-26 |
| 3299. | Mattias (illmajol) | 74.45 | 98% | 2019-08-27 |
| 3300. | horror (dv0rak_gang) | 74.45 | 95% | 2020-08-01 |
| 3301. | Kevin (pubhub) | 74.45 | 98% | 2018-11-25 |
| 3302. | Andrew (treeloop) | 74.44 | 97% | 2018-08-05 |
| 3303. | ore (orezee) | 74.44 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| 3304. | supir tembak (platkuning) | 74.44 | 98% | 2018-07-27 |
| 3305. | Sriniketh (srinikethamv) | 74.43 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| 3306. | Yakti (yaktithewise) | 74.41 | 96% | 2020-07-13 |
| 3307. | kodzy (kodzy) | 74.41 | 95% | 2020-11-09 |
| 3308. | Morty (viddicake) | 74.41 | 97% | 2017-08-10 |
| 3309. | sakula (sakula1990) | 74.40 | 98% | 2019-05-05 |
| 3310. | Solstar (chocorulz) | 74.40 | 95% | 2017-12-07 |
| 3311. | erk (estalow) | 74.39 | 96% | 2019-04-18 |
| 3312. | johan (aweomeace) | 74.35 | 98% | 2018-02-20 |
| 3313. | Eric (junkanator) | 74.35 | 97% | 2020-04-30 |
| 3314. | Debajit (debajit) | 74.35 | 97% | 2019-08-03 |
| 3315. | Jason (remeditator) | 74.32 | 98% | 2018-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |