Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2591. | Nicolas (nicklasg) | 74.21 | 97% | 2017-09-23 |
| 2592. | jacky (jacky32) | 74.20 | 96% | 2018-10-09 |
| 2593. | Sabari (sabari314) | 74.19 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 2594. | Egg (tantantantantan) | 74.19 | 97% | 2019-08-20 |
| 2595. | T^T (asylumchess) | 74.19 | 95% | 2018-08-12 |
| 2596. | Manne (epicblueberry) | 74.15 | 97% | 2019-08-03 |
| 2597. | Shypolarbear (shypolarbear) | 74.14 | 96% | 2017-09-19 |
| 2598. | I'm bad at typing (uzumakid... | 74.12 | 97% | 2019-04-21 |
| 2599. | The Beard (the_beard) | 74.11 | 97% | 2021-08-06 |
| 2600. | DancingSpatula (dancingoven) | 74.08 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 2601. | Michael (themusicofsound) | 74.07 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
| 2602. | lonald (lonald) | 74.06 | 98% | 2017-08-29 |
| 2603. | Sea Dog (seadoggo) | 74.05 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 2604. | deadman (aarrgggghh) | 74.05 | 96% | 2018-05-22 |
| 2605. | Spencer (poipoe) | 74.04 | 96% | 2018-05-15 |
| 2606. | kunal (kunav) | 74.01 | 96% | 2021-07-21 |
| 2607. | Andrew (treeloop) | 74.00 | 97% | 2018-08-14 |
| 2608. | Declan (deccazz) | 74.00 | 97% | 2018-12-22 |
| 2609. | Oleg (braga01) | 73.98 | 96% | 2019-03-05 |
| 2610. | Blue (blue76) | 73.97 | 94% | 2019-06-25 |
| 2611. | Michael (bluejay8765) | 73.97 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
| 2612. | Jonathan Justin (jonathanjw05) | 73.94 | 96% | 2020-01-21 |
| 2613. | Michael (chupatwo) | 73.93 | 97% | 2020-02-24 |
| 2614. | 4b786NI4Us (laurier001) | 73.90 | 96% | 2018-03-31 |
| 2615. | Max (maxzims) | 73.88 | 95% | 2017-10-05 |
| 2616. | Daniel (skoobidoo) | 73.87 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 2617. | Max (elsancho5) | 73.86 | 99% | 2018-01-12 |
| 2618. | Jack (jack2905) | 73.85 | 96% | 2019-08-08 |
| 2619. | Roboute (robosote) | 73.84 | 95% | 2021-07-23 |
| 2620. | Riah (riahfrel) | 73.81 | 95% | 2019-07-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |