The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6898. | yoon (yoonconner) | 96.67 | 94% | 2013-02-01 |
| 6899. | Kai (kamii) | 96.66 | 94% | 2015-10-04 |
| 6900. | Darian (generaldarian) | 96.66 | 98% | 2020-11-19 |
| 6901. | jieun (bunnypenguin) | 96.66 | 96.2% | 2021-02-13 |
| 6902. | ProbablyButter (probablybut... | 96.66 | 98% | 2016-05-15 |
| 6903. | Deci (deciare) | 96.65 | 95% | 2012-11-08 |
| 6904. | Alex (acrucker) | 96.65 | 96% | 2014-01-02 |
| 6905. | tstats[space_magellan] (spa... | 96.65 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
| 6906. | 🤠👌🏿 (blackclaw) | 96.65 | 95% | 2021-11-17 |
| 6907. | B (0x135) | 96.65 | 98% | 2016-07-23 |
| 6908. | jacob (specterr) | 96.64 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 6909. | dayqpi (dayqpi) | 96.64 | 97% | 2018-03-04 |
| 6910. | Markus (markustelser) | 96.64 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 6911. | Gillyweeds (gillyweeds) | 96.64 | 96% | 2015-12-03 |
| 6912. | STAY HARD (jcpvs) | 96.64 | 98% | 2023-01-03 |
| 6913. | Yessir (romans828) | 96.64 | 98% | 2019-12-01 |
| 6914. | John Andrew (santiagoja_rog) | 96.63 | 98% | 2017-12-07 |
| 6915. | Johan (treeff) | 96.63 | 96% | 2016-03-09 |
| 6916. | Luc (vaxim) | 96.63 | 100% | 2013-04-17 |
| 6917. | Sam (tictac) | 96.63 | — | 2009-01-14 |
| 6918. | James (w1s3b0y) | 96.63 | — | 2010-04-02 |
| 6919. | Keegan (klav) | 96.62 | 95% | 2018-05-30 |
| 6920. | goshko (na_stoqn_chakala) | 96.62 | 98% | 2020-05-05 |
| 6921. | D (soulwang) | 96.62 | 94% | 2013-06-25 |
| 6922. | Yves (vroomsevy) | 96.60 | 97% | 2022-10-31 |
| 6923. | Zach (11037) | 96.60 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 6924. | Sam (szvsw) | 96.60 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 6925. | Timothy (jinsu94) | 96.60 | 98% | 2014-04-03 |
| 6926. | Radleigh (antiviro) | 96.60 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
| 6927. | globmont (globmont) | 96.59 | 96% | 2014-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |