I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11494. | tstats[mdsunny2299] (mdsunn... | 86.16 | 98.8% | 2023-12-19 |
| 11495. | Helmut (helmutlang) | 86.16 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| 11496. | Void (voideox) | 86.16 | 96% | 2021-03-17 |
| 11497. | Finlay (yaboifinlay) | 86.16 | 98% | 2019-12-14 |
| 11498. | Mentosan (mentosan) | 86.16 | 96% | 2017-09-27 |
| 11499. | FarukBalihodzic (faruk_bali... | 86.15 | 95.7% | 2024-05-23 |
| 11500. | Vortex (blei37) | 86.15 | 97% | 2021-04-07 |
| 11501. | Tommy (tomtom242) | 86.15 | 97% | 2018-09-17 |
| 11502. | Caleb (calebbueckert) | 86.14 | 98% | 2025-08-20 |
| 11503. | enaya (enaya) | 86.14 | 98% | 2025-10-27 |
| 11504. | James (initialj) | 86.14 | 99% | 2021-07-02 |
| 11505. | quitlesspogspeed (pogspeed) | 86.14 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
| 11506. | YubiKori (aintrisk) | 86.14 | 99% | 2020-09-01 |
| 11507. | sajjad (zazaal) | 86.14 | 97% | 2019-07-10 |
| 11508. | a (hanso345) | 86.13 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
| 11509. | Shehab (shehab20089) | 86.13 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
| 11510. | ajafov98 (ajafov98) | 86.12 | 98.3% | 2024-03-14 |
| 11511. | Jerry (tree_tree) | 86.12 | 95% | 2017-12-28 |
| 11512. | Dtomper (dtomper) | 86.11 | 97.6% | 2021-02-15 |
| 11513. | ⚡Laxus⚡ (laxusdreyarv) | 86.11 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 11514. | Zenitsu (oinishant) | 86.10 | 99% | 2023-03-02 |
| 11515. | Jason (typing_boi69) | 86.10 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 11516. | Alex (eggstreme) | 86.10 | 95% | 2018-01-24 |
| 11517. | bettyteeny (bettyteeny) | 86.09 | 93% | 2025-06-02 |
| 11518. | Frito (_frito) | 86.09 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 11519. | Jinbe-| (johnsonquah96_) | 86.08 | 98% | 2024-07-17 |
| 11520. | Kurt (thydark) | 86.08 | 95% | 2021-01-11 |
| 11521. | splitboi122 (splitboi123) | 86.08 | 98% | 2024-10-23 |
| 11522. | Gustaf (gusco933) | 86.08 | 97% | 2021-11-06 |
| 11523. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 86.08 | 98% | 2023-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |