The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12283. | Kevin (kevinater1) | 84.75 | 99% | 2018-11-11 |
| 12284. | Tommy (gibbas) | 84.74 | 90% | 2014-04-09 |
| 12285. | juice gum (jessixagu) | 84.74 | 96% | 2019-03-20 |
| 12286. | Jeffrey (jeffyee12122) | 84.74 | 98% | 2019-05-10 |
| 12287. | laza (lazaabt) | 84.74 | 98% | 2022-12-10 |
| 12288. | Jonathan (jjamesp) | 84.74 | 91% | 2013-01-28 |
| 12289. | Vincent (vincent6726) | 84.74 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 12290. | Jon (jonp) | 84.74 | — | 2010-02-01 |
| 12291. | Khalid (weebsensation) | 84.73 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 12292. | twerkteam (mtwest64) | 84.73 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 12293. | K3V1N (kleinkevindd) | 84.73 | 86% | 2015-06-10 |
| 12294. | lordvj (lordvj) | 84.73 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 12295. | Matthew (matthewb83) | 84.72 | 96% | 2022-09-13 |
| 12296. | no (billyshakesfan1) | 84.72 | 95.4% | 2023-10-16 |
| 12297. | Jonowo (trainerjono) | 84.72 | 97% | 2020-03-24 |
| 12298. | Nintendo (nes4l) | 84.72 | — | 2009-10-19 |
| 12299. | NextGoal Avg. 115WPM (redjhon) | 84.71 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 12300. | xiahuaicha (xiahuaicha) | 84.71 | 95% | 2014-05-17 |
| 12301. | Jon (treantprotector) | 84.71 | 94% | 2013-02-12 |
| 12302. | Eric (fz0718) | 84.71 | 96% | 2014-04-13 |
| 12303. | Boneless (boneless_shark) | 84.70 | 96% | 2022-10-31 |
| 12304. | BinSchnitzel (binschnitzel) | 84.70 | 97% | 2023-01-22 |
| 12305. | chef (chef124) | 84.70 | 97% | 2023-08-25 |
| 12306. | Darius The Great (hunterxi) | 84.70 | 89% | 2014-07-10 |
| 12307. | Khan (khancp) | 84.70 | 99% | 2014-05-19 |
| 12308. | Al Qassam (supermiki) | 84.70 | 96% | 2013-02-09 |
| 12309. | tyler (malon) | 84.70 | 94% | 2011-06-08 |
| 12310. | Anjith (iamanjithsasindran) | 84.70 | 97% | 2015-09-15 |
| 12311. | Arun (arun3dkarthick) | 84.70 | 95% | 2011-10-09 |
| 12312. | AMIT_DELHI_14000 plus Races... | 84.70 | 98% | 2013-03-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |