I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10864. | Zeyad Elsayed (zetypist) | 87.80 | 97% | 2025-09-25 |
| 10865. | Kate (marajadeskywalker) | 87.80 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 10866. | Mark (exec_prod) | 87.80 | 100% | 2023-11-23 |
| 10867. | Dheeraj (dheerajp) | 87.79 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 10868. | Gage (gagedorl) | 87.79 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 10869. | nate (fullspeedtyper) | 87.79 | 99% | 2021-01-05 |
| 10870. | HENN (username6129) | 87.79 | 98% | 2022-12-13 |
| 10871. | Torence (twolvesbaby) | 87.78 | 98.3% | 2025-01-10 |
| 10872. | Pashtun (muhammadrizwan) | 87.78 | 98.8% | 2023-10-17 |
| 10873. | Nilanjan (nilthedev) | 87.78 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 10874. | Joel (joelfoxtrot) | 87.78 | 97% | 2019-08-13 |
| 10875. | Anon (uniqueverse) | 87.78 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 10876. | matt (matterz5) | 87.78 | 99% | 2021-04-10 |
| 10877. | Nic (ning0) | 87.77 | 96.4% | 2024-01-19 |
| 10878. | Kelvin (kh05) | 87.77 | 99% | 2017-05-22 |
| 10879. | NELiXERY (nelixery) | 87.77 | 99% | 2018-09-19 |
| 10880. | Andrew (andrewdvorak) | 87.76 | 97% | 2021-08-29 |
| 10881. | TrChik (trchik) | 87.76 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 10882. | Karishma (kurryishma) | 87.76 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
| 10883. | richa (richa69) | 87.76 | 95% | 2024-02-18 |
| 10884. | Zupery (zupery) | 87.74 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 10885. | Teerth (urmomgrimace) | 87.74 | 98% | 2023-10-26 |
| 10886. | poophead (watermelon69) | 87.74 | 98% | 2020-04-26 |
| 10887. | Qwerty (qwertyazerty) | 87.74 | 97.2% | 2023-07-16 |
| 10888. | Usman (grim_09) | 87.73 | 97% | 2022-08-11 |
| 10889. | k0mucho (k0mucho) | 87.73 | 96.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 10890. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 87.73 | 98% | 2018-02-09 |
| 10891. | Brendan (brendanjr1113) | 87.72 | 98.8% | 2025-04-17 |
| 10892. | Julian (julian990132) | 87.72 | 96.7% | 2025-02-09 |
| 10893. | Andrew (typeracerluver07) | 87.72 | 98.2% | 2023-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |