So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 524. | (lrip) | 130.31 | 98% | 2022-01-02 |
| 525. | Zach (zachattack973) | 130.30 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
| 526. | (blackstarnova) | 130.24 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
| 527. | Jake (vicissitudes) | 130.20 | 99% | 2012-10-01 |
| 528. | BlackRose (typingartist) | 130.19 | 98% | 2017-07-14 |
| 529. | (abigail_w) | 130.17 | 100% | 2022-12-17 |
| 530. | Omori (sunnyomori) | 130.15 | 96% | 2022-07-09 |
| 531. | (sebdarby) | 130.15 | 98% | 2015-11-13 |
| 532. | (passing_through) | 130.12 | 99% | 2019-05-12 |
| 533. | (furysummoner) | 130.10 | 97% | 2020-11-04 |
| 534. | (aid1337) | 130.02 | 99% | 2022-06-18 |
| 535. | (ceaser) | 130.01 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 536. | Do Right And Kill Everythin... | 130.00 | 97% | 2014-09-12 |
| 537. | Tom Banks (tom_banks) | 130.00 | 97% | 2016-02-04 |
| 538. | j (jachen) | 129.98 | 99% | 2011-09-25 |
| 539. | (raledude) | 129.92 | 93% | 2013-05-15 |
| 540. | (trchat) | 129.90 | 94% | 2011-09-07 |
| 541. | Dave (poormandave) | 129.90 | — | 2009-07-18 |
| 542. | Jackie (bluezor) | 129.85 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 543. | (jamessieng) | 129.85 | 96% | 2012-08-25 |
| 544. | (r_blur) | 129.78 | 98% | 2023-06-05 |
| 545. | (ellenchisa) | 129.77 | 95% | 2012-11-10 |
| 546. | Cory (elegofab) | 129.77 | 99% | 2012-07-21 |
| 547. | (krisco) | 129.75 | 99% | 2019-07-03 |
| 548. | (bluedaem0n) | 129.74 | 97% | 2014-07-24 |
| 549. | (iliveinthexu) | 129.73 | 98% | 2016-09-12 |
| 550. | (latigidigital) | 129.71 | 92% | 2013-11-18 |
| 551. | (badtypernonquit) | 129.70 | 99% | 2017-05-14 |
| 552. | (xblue4315) | 129.64 | 99% | 2020-06-11 |
| 553. | (chelytenens) | 129.58 | 98% | 2012-03-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |