So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9268. | Cheechu (cheechu) | 87.08 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
| 9269. | DonQuick (donquick) | 87.08 | 96% | 2015-02-06 |
| 9270. | Shark (hfhshark) | 87.07 | 90% | 2014-11-13 |
| 9271. | Hyunsu (onlyu0923) | 87.07 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 9272. | Christian (c.birkeland@hotm... | 87.07 | 98% | 2014-05-16 |
| 9273. | 🌑🌘 🌗 🌖 🌕 (t... | 87.07 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 9274. | Luke (tinkeng) | 87.06 | 98% | 2017-12-07 |
| 9275. | Nagai (nagaimatsuge) | 87.06 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 9276. | Abu (abushakeeb) | 87.06 | 96% | 2021-07-11 |
| 9277. | Fariz (kidhacks) | 87.06 | 96% | 2012-06-10 |
| 9278. | BILLY (rpatb1) | 87.06 | 98% | 2013-02-25 |
| 9279. | Duck (ducktyperacer) | 87.06 | 99% | 2019-02-17 |
| 9280. | Joe (plss_shlt) | 87.05 | 96.6% | 2021-02-25 |
| 9281. | The Dude (watchyourstep) | 87.04 | 98% | 2017-11-28 |
| 9282. | J (average_typer95) | 87.04 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 9283. | Quan (awesomesaucecpp) | 87.04 | 94% | 2014-07-15 |
| 9284. | banker (bankboy) | 87.03 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 9285. | Joe (xeravik) | 87.03 | 98% | 2022-08-09 |
| 9286. | Coco (notkovu) | 87.03 | 98% | 2020-09-28 |
| 9287. | Trav (travm) | 87.03 | 97% | 2018-07-11 |
| 9288. | Okayish (crappytyper) | 87.03 | 95% | 2015-02-02 |
| 9289. | Todd (toddneal) | 87.02 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 9290. | Emma (embunde7) | 87.02 | 99% | 2019-10-09 |
| 9291. | Abbey (abbey240901) | 87.02 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
| 9292. | Josh (realistic) | 87.02 | 97% | 2016-09-19 |
| 9293. | Parm (parm__85) | 87.02 | 92% | 2011-09-13 |
| 9294. | (razor11223344) | 87.01 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 9295. | Jakob (kobbi1) | 87.01 | 94% | 2016-11-28 |
| 9296. | Pedro (pseudolemon) | 87.00 | 98% | 2021-01-19 |
| 9297. | idell (notidell) | 87.00 | 98% | 2022-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |