With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1997. | jello_jello (jello_jello) | 114.97 | 100% | 2021-11-14 |
| 1998. | Typerx (newtyperx) | 114.97 | 98.8% | 2024-02-17 |
| 1999. | Omer (om3rrr) | 114.97 | 99% | 2021-07-18 |
| 2000. | (c_xor) | 114.97 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 2001. | poem ⛈️ (storm) | 114.96 | 96.6% | 2021-12-17 |
| 2002. | tstats[witherking] (witherk... | 114.95 | 99.1% | 2024-10-08 |
| 2003. | leftright (left_right) | 114.94 | 97% | 2024-07-11 |
| 2004. | Kevin (kevindlv) | 114.94 | 97% | 2016-11-08 |
| 2005. | George (grgzhng) | 114.92 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
| 2006. | larry (davidlarry) | 114.90 | 98.5% | 2024-09-18 |
| 2007. | Casual (casual_penguin) | 114.90 | 98% | 2022-11-15 |
| 2008. | ＿ (haleyk10198) | 114.90 | 97% | 2016-09-04 |
| 2009. | Chris (chsanfor) | 114.89 | 99% | 2019-10-19 |
| 2010. | blake the fake (blakethefake) | 114.88 | 97% | 2020-08-29 |
| 2011. | Faktor X (northern_lights) | 114.85 | 99% | 2017-11-28 |
| 2012. | Meh (meh321) | 114.85 | 98% | 2018-02-11 |
| 2013. | (⓿_⓿) (microfome) | 114.83 | 99% | 2026-04-04 |
| 2014. | Elias (utoos) | 114.83 | 99.4% | 2024-06-25 |
| 2015. | bruh_momentum (travis358) | 114.83 | 99% | 2022-05-18 |
| 2016. | Ray (iconoclasm84) | 114.83 | 98% | 2016-10-09 |
| 2017. | ryster56 (ryster56) | 114.82 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 2018. | Danat (danat_ayazbayev) | 114.81 | 97.9% | 2023-08-09 |
| 2019. | KJ (snthaoeu) | 114.80 | 96% | 2017-02-06 |
| 2020. | ~ (lm69) | 114.80 | 99% | 2023-08-30 |
| 2021. | Grandpa (thedengue) | 114.80 | 99% | 2025-06-28 |
| 2022. | Coty (casualcoty) | 114.80 | 99% | 2021-03-24 |
| 2023. | GreenUmbrella (greenumbrella) | 114.78 | 99% | 2025-09-30 |
| 2024. | Johan (fraught) | 114.78 | 96% | 2019-11-08 |
| 2025. | Villager C (boyyolo) | 114.77 | 97.9% | 2025-03-21 |
| 2026. | kemiy (kemiy) | 114.77 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |