As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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4627. | Conor (ulcha2) | 96.58 | 96% | 2024-04-14 |
4628. | Chris (figuresofstick) | 96.58 | 97% | 2016-07-19 |
4629. | Crashie (exploiter911) | 96.58 | 97% | 2019-11-05 |
4630. | (^‿^) (markz932) | 96.57 | 99% | 2020-04-18 |
4631. | Katie (kwils) | 96.57 | 98% | 2023-03-16 |
4632. | Steven (rgbdoad) | 96.57 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
4633. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 96.56 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
4634. | Ketchup (polterg3ist) | 96.56 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
4635. | TJ (dreamstyle) | 96.55 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
4636. | test (cmlyma) | 96.54 | 97% | 2020-09-16 |
4637. | Sam (disasterlooms) | 96.54 | 98% | 2019-04-01 |
4638. | Hailee (perkypotato) | 96.54 | 99% | 2019-12-12 |
4639. | The_Circus (the_circus) | 96.53 | 98% | 2023-09-12 |
4640. | RI (speedraceriyer) | 96.52 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
4641. | DustySheep (smowbog) | 96.52 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
4642. | Stacey (hakushi) | 96.52 | 94% | 2016-03-13 |
4643. | tstats[n0body] (nobody01) | 96.50 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
4644. | gcc42 (gcc42) | 96.50 | 99% | 2022-08-30 |
4645. | Jay (aasiaat) | 96.50 | 98% | 2023-01-06 |
4646. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 96.50 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
4647. | Travis (travis3372) | 96.50 | 96% | 2016-04-22 |
4648. | kanaad (kanaadizawesome) | 96.50 | 100% | 2018-10-22 |
4649. | Matt (poot_nanny) | 96.48 | 98% | 2019-11-21 |
4650. | zev (zevvy) | 96.47 | 97% | 2018-09-02 |
4651. | Matthew (mwells56) | 96.47 | 97% | 2023-02-22 |
4652. | Alex (bajiizus) | 96.47 | 97% | 2015-07-14 |
4653. | I run on coffee (aspectus) | 96.47 | 99% | 2017-08-16 |
4654. | Alex (senorscoop) | 96.46 | 98% | 2023-11-07 |
4655. | Ryan (ryan_rat) | 96.46 | 98% | 2018-12-15 |
4656. | Dean (syke24) | 96.46 | 99% | 2015-07-03 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |