I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5773. | Kagi (ivankeyz) | 99.34 | 94% | 2017-01-18 |
| 5774. | Derp (derpfanlo) | 99.33 | 97% | 2025-09-08 |
| 5775. | Don Speed (donspeed69) | 99.33 | 99% | 2024-04-23 |
| 5776. | Joel (phitsuh) | 99.33 | 99% | 2021-10-26 |
| 5777. | Eshan (eshakrani) | 99.33 | 98% | 2019-08-11 |
| 5778. | Amir (amirbudicecep) | 99.33 | 99% | 2017-05-29 |
| 5779. | Bryan (iduhowpeopledo150wpm) | 99.32 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 5780. | Mawon (wonlee) | 99.31 | 99% | 2021-09-18 |
| 5781. | Tuna (stanislas) | 99.30 | 92% | 2017-01-16 |
| 5782. | a (albqc) | 99.30 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 5783. | León (lr610) | 99.30 | 97% | 2017-05-13 |
| 5784. | Alex (alexthebaddie) | 99.29 | 98.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 5785. | Keith (jkcdarunday) | 99.28 | 99% | 2018-09-11 |
| 5786. | Ben (caaakeeey) | 99.28 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| 5787. | impostor (ilikepotatoesixty... | 99.27 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 5788. | xmandax (xmandax) | 99.27 | 99% | 2020-10-19 |
| 5789. | Carlo (ccatiello) | 99.26 | 96% | 2022-05-03 |
| 5790. | Zach (trash_monkey) | 99.26 | 96.1% | 2023-11-15 |
| 5791. | Ag (aglutamate2) | 99.26 | 96% | 2025-08-18 |
| 5792. | A4 (hobodude24) | 99.26 | 98% | 2020-02-01 |
| 5793. | Slow (slowtyper4evr) | 99.25 | 99.3% | 2023-10-23 |
| 5794. | Haralampi (otopkin) | 99.25 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 5795. | Joo (jooooooo) | 99.25 | 96% | 2018-08-13 |
| 5796. | Dux (duxviii) | 99.24 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 5797. | Murk (marchell0) | 99.24 | 95% | 2023-02-16 |
| 5798. | tids (tids) | 99.24 | 97.2% | 2025-04-06 |
| 5799. | Vivan (batcarrot29) | 99.24 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
| 5800. | ki (kiiiiiiiiii) | 99.24 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 5801. | autumn_tree (autumn_tree) | 99.23 | 98.6% | 2023-07-03 |
| 5802. | hyeonk (hyeonk) | 99.23 | 98% | 2020-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |