And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2253. | αβουδ (douba) | 126.06 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 2254. | ★ (filco) | 126.05 | 98% | 2012-08-24 |
| 2255. | guy (submer) | 126.04 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 2256. | Kevin (born2killx) | 126.04 | 96% | 2016-04-09 |
| 2257. | Matt (tokarth) | 126.04 | 95% | 2012-03-20 |
| 2258. | [10FF] FFF (inclination) | 126.01 | 99% | 2019-03-09 |
| 2259. | Aaron (mistawho) | 126.01 | 97% | 2012-04-28 |
| 2260. | Blake (neo_of_sporin) | 126.00 | 99% | 2019-05-14 |
| 2261. | Zailos (pistachio66) | 125.98 | 98% | 2014-07-06 |
| 2262. | Paritosh (paribaba) | 125.97 | 100% | 2011-11-25 |
| 2263. | Jacob (dunkerschnoodle) | 125.97 | 98% | 2018-08-24 |
| 2264. | bboyjrad (bboyjrad) | 125.97 | 99% | 2023-04-20 |
| 2265. | derdier (derdier) | 125.96 | 100% | 2022-11-14 |
| 2266. | driftx (drifterzzz) | 125.96 | 96% | 2016-08-15 |
| 2267. | MDE NEVER DIES (tripmywife) | 125.96 | 99% | 2018-08-07 |
| 2268. | H (ruslebiffen) | 125.96 | 100% | 2020-10-31 |
| 2269. | Avalokiteshvara (igid) | 125.95 | — | 2010-05-03 |
| 2270. | whimsy (thenostalgicsailor) | 125.95 | 98% | 2013-04-06 |
| 2271. | Kyle (traplover) | 125.95 | 98% | 2021-04-22 |
| 2272. | grumbles (sbsat7) | 125.95 | 99% | 2014-02-11 |
| 2273. | dead (karovin) | 125.95 | 98% | 2019-05-11 |
| 2274. | Junya (junia) | 125.95 | 99% | 2014-06-08 |
| 2275. | Mitch (maniacmitch) | 125.94 | 99% | 2019-07-10 |
| 2276. | Kyle (exc1) | 125.93 | 93% | 2012-10-06 |
| 2277. | Slowpokies (slowpokies) | 125.93 | 99% | 2016-11-20 |
| 2278. | Alex (alexb41693) | 125.93 | 98% | 2015-02-11 |
| 2279. | Kitty (kxkixi) | 125.93 | 99% | 2022-01-05 |
| 2280. | urchin (urchinonquit) | 125.93 | 95.9% | 2023-10-23 |
| 2281. | Batman (arcanigma) | 125.92 | 98% | 2012-10-13 |
| 2282. | Mattias (mliivak) | 125.92 | 98% | 2012-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |