So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1441. | Sean (seanhogan) | 118.39 | — | 2010-11-13 |
| 1442. | J (juuhhhstin) | 118.37 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 1443. | Leander (swlee19) | 118.37 | 98% | 2016-06-13 |
| 1444. | Ness1228 (ness1228) | 118.36 | 95% | 2011-11-08 |
| 1445. | Ilan (ilanzs) | 118.35 | 99% | 2021-08-16 |
| 1446. | retired, for now ᐢ.‸.... | 118.34 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 1447. | FastTyper362 (fasttyper362) | 118.32 | 99% | 2021-06-13 |
| 1448. | Phire (phire) | 118.31 | — | 2008-10-13 |
| 1449. | oui oui (alva_) | 118.30 | 98% | 2019-08-10 |
| 1450. | Matthew (mlhmatt) | 118.29 | 99% | 2013-10-09 |
| 1451. | blaise (pprince) | 118.29 | — | 2010-11-16 |
| 1452. | (mylove4u) | 118.29 | — | 2010-11-22 |
| 1453. | Rob (triplehalo) | 118.27 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 1454. | Hydra (hydraa) | 118.27 | 96% | 2012-10-15 |
| 1455. | hi (watlok) | 118.25 | — | 2010-12-05 |
| 1456. | Rebecca (rebeccawhite) | 118.25 | 96% | 2015-03-17 |
| 1457. | cammy (kimba) | 118.24 | — | 2011-02-05 |
| 1458. | Pakalu (transfusion) | 118.24 | 98% | 2019-07-10 |
| 1459. | bboyjrad (bboyjrad) | 118.21 | 98% | 2012-06-08 |
| 1460. | Sophie (sdw199) | 118.21 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1461. | RH (dzaefn) | 118.21 | 100% | 2017-06-26 |
| 1462. | L (l_dog) | 118.20 | 99% | 2012-03-31 |
| 1463. | Seth (ccocoa_colemak) | 118.20 | 97% | 2014-03-25 |
| 1464. | J (thejcperson) | 118.19 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| 1465. | Void (voidger) | 118.18 | 100% | 2022-05-22 |
| 1466. | Cameron (camclarke) | 118.18 | — | 2009-07-21 |
| 1467. | George (georgewang615) | 118.16 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
| 1468. | Teekay (tkmonster) | 118.15 | 95% | 2014-09-02 |
| 1469. | Michael (michael9903) | 118.14 | 99% | 2023-07-17 |
| 1470. | ∞ (gatewaydrug) | 118.14 | 100% | 2015-08-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |