As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5298. | 🔰Cosmeen (mcpotato) | 96.69 | 98.7% | 2024-08-30 |
| 5299. | (delta23) | 96.68 | 97% | 2021-08-10 |
| 5300. | Juan (isayuno) | 96.68 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 5301. | (lithoxsmurf) | 96.68 | 90% | 2015-10-03 |
| 5302. | (ji1121) | 96.67 | 97.6% | 2025-04-09 |
| 5303. | (timvdberg_) | 96.67 | 98% | 2025-04-20 |
| 5304. | (haleymichellle) | 96.67 | 94% | 2016-07-25 |
| 5305. | (apeninspaaace) | 96.66 | 97% | 2023-03-11 |
| 5306. | (substring) | 96.66 | 99% | 2015-08-14 |
| 5307. | (lemontea387) | 96.65 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 5308. | Turning 14 in 2 Weeks! (spe... | 96.65 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 5309. | (championera) | 96.64 | 93% | 2015-05-16 |
| 5310. | (theminecube) | 96.64 | 94% | 2016-09-30 |
| 5311. | micorazon (pajahify) | 96.64 | 100% | 2017-04-01 |
| 5312. | (sirfurness) | 96.64 | 97% | 2017-05-28 |
| 5313. | (jlotheodore) | 96.64 | 96% | 2016-12-13 |
| 5314. | Maidenless (bigguy12) | 96.63 | 98% | 2022-06-10 |
| 5315. | John (tranbot) | 96.63 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
| 5316. | (gutbuster3000) | 96.62 | 98% | 2025-03-27 |
| 5317. | Joe (zeppyg) | 96.62 | 97% | 2022-03-20 |
| 5318. | Hristiyan (stormthetallone) | 96.62 | 97% | 2019-10-24 |
| 5319. | (jv33zy) | 96.61 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
| 5320. | (deimantas) | 96.61 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 5321. | =RADULE= (radule) | 96.61 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
| 5322. | noi (pouffles) | 96.61 | 91% | 2015-10-08 |
| 5323. | (mohsolos) | 96.60 | 96% | 2023-12-02 |
| 5324. | (jasmeanie) | 96.60 | 98% | 2023-04-18 |
| 5325. | (anna003) | 96.60 | 99% | 2023-03-30 |
| 5326. | (moyura) | 96.60 | 89% | 2015-07-12 |
| 5327. | (discoorc) | 96.60 | 88% | 2016-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |