So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9154. | (kryllex) | 86.99 | 95% | 2019-01-25 |
| 9155. | (kenkenkiota) | 86.99 | 98% | 2021-05-10 |
| 9156. | (vin15) | 86.99 | — | 2010-11-18 |
| 9157. | Huy (tqhuy1995) | 86.99 | 97% | 2014-12-29 |
| 9158. | (sambamsami) | 86.98 | 98% | 2023-06-08 |
| 9159. | (charlemagne3285) | 86.98 | 98% | 2019-01-15 |
| 9160. | (raksil_pogi12) | 86.98 | — | 2011-04-20 |
| 9161. | (oren132) | 86.97 | 95.8% | 2023-10-27 |
| 9162. | (hereugo) | 86.97 | 95% | 2022-04-14 |
| 9163. | Eugene (entilaren) | 86.97 | 90% | 2017-01-14 |
| 9164. | Everblack (everblack) | 86.96 | 91% | 2015-08-22 |
| 9165. | (kimster773) | 86.96 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 9166. | tilko (tilko) | 86.96 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 9167. | (scruffy_vi0831) | 86.96 | 94% | 2014-08-31 |
| 9168. | Kevin (k39chen) | 86.96 | 94% | 2013-09-18 |
| 9169. | (jangrue) | 86.96 | 97% | 2013-07-07 |
| 9170. | (tanthony43) | 86.95 | 94% | 2017-02-01 |
| 9171. | (harrison181997) | 86.95 | 96% | 2015-12-07 |
| 9172. | (superduper26) | 86.95 | 97% | 2016-08-27 |
| 9173. | John (tranbot) | 86.95 | 95% | 2012-02-22 |
| 9174. | (haley.tanis@gmail.com) | 86.95 | — | 2010-01-26 |
| 9175. | (8lava) | 86.95 | 96% | 2016-05-28 |
| 9176. | Gaurav (absurd_man) | 86.94 | 98.2% | 2023-09-14 |
| 9177. | (saurabhsagan) | 86.94 | 97% | 2022-03-18 |
| 9178. | (albastardoto) | 86.94 | 97% | 2022-09-29 |
| 9179. | (classy) | 86.94 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 9180. | (vadercoder) | 86.94 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| 9181. | (rubina_rocks) | 86.94 | 94% | 2011-07-05 |
| 9182. | (jasonlivy) | 86.94 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 9183. | (michael_j_g) | 86.93 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |