Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1038. | Alex (alexkwon) | 98.31 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| 1039. | Marek (lypa) | 98.30 | 99% | 2018-03-10 |
| 1040. | Andrés (andres2003) | 98.27 | 97% | 2020-03-21 |
| 1041. | Big (pookpok) | 98.27 | 98% | 2020-02-28 |
| 1042. | Tull (torfindel) | 98.25 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 1043. | Chaman Jocho Mwaguadabo (al... | 98.23 | 98% | 2019-10-23 |
| 1044. | LULU (luluthecow) | 98.22 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
| 1045. | Vijanden. (vijanden) | 98.21 | 97% | 2020-08-20 |
| 1046. | Glen (foxdigits) | 98.21 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 1047. | chowder (elitechowder) | 98.21 | 98% | 2019-11-05 |
| 1048. | Brian (blazefire3412) | 98.20 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
| 1049. | Hamski (maythose) | 98.19 | 97% | 2017-09-16 |
| 1050. | iamsuperior (iaminferior) | 98.18 | 99% | 2019-01-25 |
| 1051. | Y (tomfoolery42) | 98.14 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 1052. | StewieGriffin (stewiegriffi... | 98.14 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 1053. | Maria (marose14) | 98.11 | 99% | 2017-11-19 |
| 1054. | Bill (trainingb4tests) | 98.08 | 98% | 2020-10-21 |
| 1055. | IdrizP (idrizp) | 98.08 | 97% | 2018-09-09 |
| 1056. | John (sprinklywinner) | 98.05 | 98% | 2018-05-01 |
| 1057. | Mel (smelons) | 98.02 | 98% | 2017-08-30 |
| 1058. | Kailh (kailhbox) | 98.01 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 1059. | Jordan (feelingsreal) | 98.01 | 96% | 2019-02-04 |
| 1060. | Sai (justnov) | 97.98 | 98% | 2019-12-12 |
| 1061. | 1234 (perfect_practice) | 97.94 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 1062. | TinyDeer (tinydeer) | 97.92 | 99% | 2017-10-10 |
| 1063. | Eran (umm_eran) | 97.90 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 1064. | James (karonar) | 97.88 | 98% | 2019-01-31 |
| 1065. | Colette (cleverusername123) | 97.88 | 96% | 2018-09-19 |
| 1066. | From0ToHero (lordmeliodas) | 97.87 | 97% | 2020-11-11 |
| 1067. | Meet (mhscool) | 97.87 | 97% | 2017-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |