With age comes insecurity, embarrassment, and tragedy, increasing fear of growing old and lonely. I said I'd put on my dancing shoes but I've got two left feet and no good moves and the pretty girls found cooler kids than me. So I sat and waited patiently until the day I'd finally be asked, but it never came.
—from Everybody's Dancing and I Want to Die, a song by Deaf Havana
Active since August 31, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8124. | Loud and Clunky (clunkykeyb... | 89.18 | 98% | 2019-03-03 |
| 8125. | 1 (desser2) | 89.18 | 97% | 2026-01-24 |
| 8126. | Bibba (bibba27) | 89.18 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| 8127. | Takeshi (takeshi_workman) | 89.18 | 96.2% | 2024-10-16 |
| 8128. | Aram X (raidalaotibi) | 89.18 | 98.1% | 2024-11-18 |
| 8129. | jacob (jacobpierce) | 89.18 | 97% | 2016-10-26 |
| 8130. | Megu (knightninja436) | 89.17 | 97.2% | 2021-02-14 |
| 8131. | Luis Andres (luis_andres2015) | 89.17 | 98% | 2025-05-18 |
| 8132. | bastro (bastro2) | 89.17 | 96.9% | 2024-04-08 |
| 8133. | Adem (euphorichardstyle) | 89.17 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
| 8134. | Barton (xbarton) | 89.17 | 98% | 2020-09-06 |
| 8135. | krm (krm007) | 89.16 | 97% | 2025-02-06 |
| 8136. | Ramesh (rammyyyy) | 89.16 | 98.5% | 2025-04-04 |
| 8137. | Stevan (stevemcwin) | 89.16 | 98% | 2025-08-30 |
| 8138. | Pär (plund) | 89.16 | 98% | 2022-11-10 |
| 8139. | Sean (watakawatanaka) | 89.16 | 97% | 2016-09-20 |
| 8140. | AHomieNucleus (galaxxyn1) | 89.15 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 8141. | ali (aliassadyahya) | 89.15 | 96% | 2017-06-02 |
| 8142. | Alex (x_nemesis_x) | 89.15 | 97% | 2022-07-25 |
| 8143. | Bill (trainingb4tests) | 89.15 | 98% | 2022-01-10 |
| 8144. | VishyDaFish (sup_peoples) | 89.14 | 98% | 2023-03-31 |
| 8145. | ♀ᎠᎪᏉᎥᎠ ℊ℮... | 89.14 | 89% | 2016-10-28 |
| 8146. | Spank (spanktrain) | 89.13 | 97% | 2025-01-13 |
| 8147. | sarbear (sarbeare) | 89.13 | 96% | 2024-04-08 |
| 8148. | JoviUncle (keyboarduncle) | 89.13 | 98% | 2024-02-27 |
| 8149. | hot__ (hot0336) | 89.13 | 98% | 2023-03-09 |
| 8150. | Laco (koomp) | 89.13 | 99% | 2022-08-03 |
| 8151. | Yawcty (yawcty) | 89.12 | 96.2% | 2024-08-22 |
| 8152. | I type (carsftw) | 89.12 | 94% | 2021-10-25 |
| 8153. | Clay (milk1018) | 89.11 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 41,873 | 83.42 | August 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 53 | 101.45 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 93.16 | May 3, 2021 |
| New English Texts | 2 | 97.97 | May 24, 2022 |